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[ino]

[On the feed, you can see a pretty blonde girl staring at the screen. She's brushing her long hair with one hand, reaching to poke around on the screen with the other.

Finally, she lets out a little sigh, and mutters:]

Same shit, different day, I guess.

[She'll finally look directly into the camera, now, and put on a bit of a smile as she continues brushing her hair.]

So, it looks like I'm one of the few people whose age didn't get screwed around with. Anyone else out there?

Comments

[ino]

Sorry ... I don't mean to be rude, but what does that mean, exactly? What's different about you compared to, say, a human?

[foolofatook]

It is not rude at all to ask! We are smaller in stature, all under four feet tall, though I am the tallest of all the Hobbits.

[He grins proudly at that.]

What else... ah, we all have curly hair, and our ears, [He pauses to push back his hair a bit more,] are pointed. We also have rather large feet with thick hair on top.

[ino]

Oh, I see! [she smiles] And you guys like causing trouble, huh?

[foolofatook]

Well, I like to think of it as only a bit of fun. It's just harmless mischief, you see. A stolen pastry here, a stolen firework there.

[ino]

So it's more like pulling pranks, then.

I hope your cousin hasn't found himself running into anyone without a sense of humor.

[foolofatook]

Now you've got it!

Oh, no. I've been keeping an eye on him.

[ino]

That's very sweet of you.

[foolofatook]

[He beams.]

Well, it's the right thing to do, isn't it? I cannot let the little rascal anger the food vendors of the marketplace, can I?