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[ino]

[On the feed, you can see a pretty blonde girl staring at the screen. She's brushing her long hair with one hand, reaching to poke around on the screen with the other.

Finally, she lets out a little sigh, and mutters:]

Same shit, different day, I guess.

[She'll finally look directly into the camera, now, and put on a bit of a smile as she continues brushing her hair.]

So, it looks like I'm one of the few people whose age didn't get screwed around with. Anyone else out there?

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<3~ Video;

[musclebeast]

Your language, those excremental words coming out of your mouth. You should be ashamed.

video 4eva

[ino]

What are you talking about? "Shit"?

[musclebeast]

Yes.

[ino]

Are you really getting worked up over that one word?

[musclebeast]

It's not 'really worked up'. [Snarl.] I'm merely trying to better you as a person.

[ino]

[rolling her eyes]

I'm just perfect as a person, thanks.

[musclebeast]

Not with that dirty mouth you're not.

[ino]

We just met, why should I care about your opinion?

[pauses. time to troll]

Or, rather, why should I give a shit?

[musclebeast]

Because I'm better than you, hm? [Fixes his posture a little, straightening up.] And you should care because it's disgusting and makes you disgusting.

[ino]

Better than me? [rolls her eyes] Right. If that's what helps you sleep at night.

[musclebeast]

Extremely better than you.

It doesn't, it's just inherent to my existence, being better than you I mean. And you should appreciate me caring about you, lowering myself in this fashion is extremely kind of me.

[ino]

Inherent to your existence? Really? With that stupid haircut?

You can stop "caring" any time now.

[musclebeast]

My haircut isn't stupid, at least I can see out of both of my eyes, yours is just completely impractical. I doubt you have any sense of depth to your vision like that.

I'll do what I want.

[ino]

I can see well enough to kick your sorry ass, and that's all that counts.

Okay, now you're just starting to sound creepy.

[musclebeast]

Your vision could be impeccable and you'd still never manage that.

Creepy? I don't sound creepy. You take that back this instant.

[ino]

I wouldn't be so quick to assume that.

You sound super creepy! Who else orders a stranger around using the excuse of "caring" about them and refuses to leave them alone?!

[musclebeast]

I'm not assuming it.

That's not creepy. And I will leave you alone, but not because you've told me to. The mere idea that you think you can order me is unendingly appalling you ungrateful little punkish human.

[ino]

You are assuming it. Do you know what happens when you assume?

Okay, whatever you say, weirdo. Bye bye now! [smiles and waves into the camera]

[musclebeast]

[Not even answering that you surly wench. Click.]