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[pushedaround]

oKAY,
tHIS PLACE IS REALLY, wEIRD,,
i STILL DON'T GET WHY, wE'RE HERE AND ALL,
aND WHY WE MUST FIGHT FOR, uHHH, wHATEVER REASON THERE IS,,
i DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, gUYS, bUT, uMM, i DON'T THINK I'LL GET INTO THIS, gAME,
iF I HAVE A CHOICE, tHAT IS,
,,
uHHH,
i GUESS I SHOULD, iNTRODUCE MYSELF NOW,
i'M TAVROS, nICE TO MEET YOU,
wHOEVER IS OUT THERE,
,,

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[honkhonkwoof]

yeah, well, a lot of shit went down.
HOW MUCH ARE YOU WANTIN TO KNOW, BRO?

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[pushedaround]

wELL,
i'M KINDA WORRIED, iF ANYONE ELSE GOT HURT,
i DIDN'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN,
i JUST DON'T WANT, tO BE LEFT IN THE SHADOWS, yOU FEEL ME,

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[honkhonkwoof]

oh, uh...
I'M UNDERSTANDIN THAT FEELING THERE.
motherfuck, though, how does a brother go on explainin this kinda shit?

[ Fuck. What is he supposed to say here? Explanations that could end badly buzz around in his head. Maybe he can just... avoid mentioning... who did what, and all the fine details? There's a long pause in messages on his end. ]

TO GET MY START ON.
after you went and kicked it, nepeta and equius went and did all that noise as well.
I'M PRETTY FUCKIN SURE ERIDAN KILLED FEFERI AND KANAYA TOO.
but kanaya was all comin back because a bunch of motherfuckin complicated reasons i ain't all that sure on.
SO SHE WENT ALL ON AND KILLED ERIDAN ALL BACK AT HIM.
and did some other big shit all at me.
AND I THINK
nah, i'm knowin on this one
TEREZI KILLED VRISKA.
and then maybe we, all us leftovers, were approachin each other in a messy sort of beginning of a fight but it wasn't happenin.
NOT ON KARKAT'S WATCH, HAHAHA.
so he went all and stopped anything more that could of been called a confrontation.
AND THEN I WAS ALL ENDING UP HERE, SO I AIN'T GOT NOTHING ELSE TO SAY ON THAT MISCHIEF.

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[pushedaround]

[ Wow, that's a lot to take in. ]

uHH,,
wOW, oKAY,
tHAT'S, nOT GOOD, i GUESS,
i DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THAT, rEALLY,
iT KINDA HURTS, yOU KNOW,
bUT I REALLY DO APPRECIATE YOU BEING HONEST WITH ME,,

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[honkhonkwoof]

sorry, bro.
IF YOU GET YOUR ASK ON I'M TELLIN ALL I CAN BE.
just don't want you to be all unknowing and shit, right? that ain't better by much.
HONK. :o(

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[pushedaround]

i KNOW,
i'M SORRY, i DIDN'T MEAN TO SOUND SO GLOOMY,
aLL WILL BE OKAY, tHOUGH,,
wE'RE ALL TOGETHER, aGAIN, sO THAT'S SOMETHING,,
}:)
aRE YOU ALL SETTLED, bRO,

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[honkhonkwoof]

nah, it's all good, brother.
HAHA, MOTHERFUCK YES.
i am settled all down just fine.
AND HAVIN YOU ALL HERE IS BITCHTITS MIRACULOUS. :o)

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[pushedaround]

tHANKS, mAN,,
i'M FEELING ALL BETTER ALREADY,
bEST BRO,
i SHOULD CATCH UP, tHEN,
gET ALL SETTLED AND COMFY, i GUESS,,

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[honkhonkwoof]

haha, that's all a good noise then.
DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE ALL GONNA BE ROOMIN WITH?

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[pushedaround]

uH,
nO, nOT REALLY,
bUT I DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE ONE OF THE TROLLS,,
nOT SURE IF THAT'S GOOD OR BAD,,
wHAT ABOUT YOU, gAMZ,
aRE YOU, uH, hAPPY WITH YOUR ROOMIES,

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[honkhonkwoof]

motherfuckin definitely.
WELL, UH...
mostly, hahaha.
JOHN IS ALL BEING WHAT YOU COULD CALL A PRANKSTER.
well, that's what he's callin himself real often.
AND I'M ALL WITH KARKAT, TOO, SO THAT'S THE MOTHERFUCKIN BITCHES TITS. :o)