sharpe: (a trance sublime and strange)
richard sharpe. ([personal profile] sharpe) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-01-05 01:09 am

o2 ✍ sharpe's distractions ✍ video

[ The video opens to a pair of hands. Hands, paper, and a line of tobacco. A cigarette being rolled before the camera is tipped upwards and Sharpe comes into view. He drags a hand through his hair, which is more than slightly wet by the rain. It's obvious after a while that he's outside, sitting below the awning of one of the houses in the Hold. His rifle, leaning against his shoulder, is completely dry.

He takes out a lighter and snaps it on, lighting the homemade cigarette and taking a drag. ]


Convenient things, these. [ Tosses the lighter up, and catches it again. ] Works better than any flint. [ Pause, and he shrugs. ] But I ain't here ta talk 'bout fires.

I'm a soldier and I ain't use ta just waiting 'round here. Even travelling and sightseeing [ he grins at this, because going out to the Outlands was fun but not the kind of sightseeing and travel most gentlemen go for ] gets tiring after a while. [ He leans a bit further back against the wall. ] There any books 'round? [ Beat, then he clarifies, because his accent tends to mark him as illiterate: ] Fer reading, I mean. English'd do, but if there's something in French or Spanish, I ain't going ta say no.

[ He takes a drag of the cigarette contemplatively. ]

Stories'll do as well, if no one's got any books ta read.

[ He makes to switch off the transmission, but then he seems to remember something. Scramble, scramble, oops, ash and burnt paper on the camera, which he brushes away irritatedly. ]

Can someone explain ta me how a man and a woman can share the same house without being married or related ta each other? [ He tips his head ta the side. ] It don't say much for decency or the woman's reputation, no. [ Beaaaaaaaaaaaat. ]

And what's those noises on the thirteen floor of that damned building we've been housed in, eh?

[ This is actually Sharpe's point in making the transmission but he wants books as well. Whatever. Look, it's shut off for real now. ]

a little bit later, 10% (crappily) encrypted to morgana

[ Awkwardly: ] How fares you, milady?
flynninomite: (rude)

video; 8)

[personal profile] flynninomite 2013-01-12 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's aware and was using the term half-mockingly, but the correction gets a grin. He got her name out of it, so that'll do. ]

Lady Morgana? [ ... hang on a second. Wow Camelots get out, it's like an infestation. ]

No, I imagine she isn't. She's not a bit unhinged, is she? [ Or banging her brother or anything, you know. Because he only remembers those really terrible iterations of the legends, let's be honest. ]
flynninomite: (021)

video;

[personal profile] flynninomite 2013-01-13 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Don't lie you meant every bit of that pun!! ]

Not an insult, mate, just a different perspective. Her reputation precedes her.