003 ⚙ [video;]

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[The feed cuts on, and the first noticeable is that Leo is messy. He's covered in dirt and oil, and -- is that hot sauce? Yes, yes it is.] Okaaaaaaay, 'sup guys? So listen, I've been thinking...

Is it just me, or does the training place suck? Seriously, no lava climbing wall? What kind of training is that?

[Cue a huge grin. Not that he wasn't grinning hugely to begin with, but it's getting worse and -- oh wait, is that fire? He doesn't seem to notice, but there are in fact flames flickering around his head, yet he pays no mind to them. And the more he talks, the more the flames grow.] So that got me thinking. With all sorts of kinds of people 'round here, I figure we need to do better than this. I'm not the only demigod here, and I bet there are others that have super awesome powers than need special epic training.

My idea? I'll build it. Or stuff. Figure I can find supplies around here, and hey, I'm a son of Hephaestus, I got this. [His excitement reached it's peak, and thank goodness, he finally realized what was going on. His hands were glowing from the flames, which he easily shook out, and with a large amount of control, the flames that had been creeping over the rest of his body disappeared too.]

...Right. Where was I? Oh, yeah! I wouldn't mind some odd jobs here and there, either! If anyone needs any kind of tech or machine worked on, I'm your guy. Or if you need a weapon or something made, again, I'm your guy.

So, yeah. Awesome. Leo out! [He mock salutes the feed, before it cuts off.]

Comments

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It is when the lava can burn right through your skin. I, of course, have no issues with lava. We're like bffs.

Earth-bound? As opposed to what, non---? DUDE, are you an alien!? [Who cares about anything else said, that's like the coolest thing ever and his focus sticks on it.]

[peachhat]

Oh, lava isn't too bad, I'd have ways to defend against it. Lava's just molten rock, after all.

But... alien? No, I'm not one of the moon people, I'm a celestial! I live in heaven, as in paradise. That's above the clouds, not in space!

[That one threw her off, considering there are people in her canon that some refer to as aliens. She's not one of those, alas.]

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Unfortunately not everyone is as awesome as us when it comes to that.

[Yes, he totally looks disappointed at that.] Dang. Whatever. But still, living in paradise sounds pretty sweet. Still wanna look at Olympus, myself.

[peachhat]

Well, that is true.

Nothing dang about it, the moon people don't have a more interesting world, either. And paradise isn't too neat, it's boring.

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Boring? Aw man, well that sucks. I do like a little excitement in my life. [He's ADHD, he gets bored fast.]

[peachhat]

Yes, it really does. Sure, there's always any food you want and no need to wokr for anything, but causing a good incident is just much more fun, specially when everyone scrambles to stop you.

[Tenshi doesn't have ADHD, but gets bored really fast still.]

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Any food and no working? And you don't like this place? Dude, what's wrong with you?

[But he has to give her prompts, he liked to make mischief in times of peace too.]

[peachhat]

Well, it's just boring, you know? There's nothing to do but meditation and taking care of earthquakes, it's really bland. They don't fight anyone, either.

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Ughhhh, sounds. Gah, I can't decide if I like the sound of it or not.

[peachhat]

You shouldn't really like the sound of it, trust me. It's just bland.

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Well, bland sucks. But I could totally liven the party!

[peachhat]

You could try, but you wouldn't get anywhere. I tried for a few centuries, they're just too boring to notice anything, really.

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Centuries. So you're, like, really old?

[peachhat]

Oh, yes, I'm a holy being, so it's expected that I'm really really old! See, when the grim reaper comes, to take me and such, I just beat them up. So I can't die.

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Haha, dude, that's awesome! Man, even kids of Hades can't do that.