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[youvebeenserved]

[The screen shows a terribly serious-looking man. If you look closely you might realize that he looks an awful lot like an animated corpse (which, coincidentally, would be because he is one). If not? He might look like any other medieval fellow who hasn't really kept up on hygiene. Or who perhaps contracted some kind of horrible disease.

Either way, he doesn't seem bothered by his condition.

He's also doing a pretty good job keeping the camera steady and focused despite his lack of experience with such devices. HE MEANS BUSINESS OK.]

Good people!

I confess I have not yet spoken to many of you, which I presently hope to rectify. You may call me Justice, and I intend to see to it that each poor soul drawn to this world is soon returned to his rightful lands unharmed.

[Big promises maybe but hey that's a spirit of justice for you.]

But first I must ask -- how does the Initiative capture its... [is "victims" too strong a word?] recruits? It is not magic, and I know no other way

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[ex_texting536]

Well, that is something you don't see every day... a talking corpse.

permavid because texting looks hard >:((((

[youvebeenserved]

I assure you, mortal, could I appear to you in another form I would.

[HMPH.]

permatext; SORRY JUSTIBRO

[ex_texting536]

On the contrary, I think it is quite interesting. Is this "magic," too?

[youvebeenserved]

I suppose so. What else would it be?

[ex_texting536]

Science gone wrong.

[youvebeenserved]

[...]

No. It's magic.

[ex_texting536]

Yes, yes, it seems to be.

... So... does your body feel anything? Or are you simply inside of it?

[youvebeenserved]

I do feel things. The wind, the sun -- all new to me and all wonderful.

[ex_texting536]

How nice.

Do you eat?