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[caligulas_aquarium]

[Well, here's Eridan; with the way he's got the camera positioned it shows him leaning back against his chair with his feet up on the table he's got the tablet on showing off his kickass new shoes. An open book rests in his lap and he's got a neat little cup of tea resting on a separate little table beside him. All gifts he got for Christmas.]

So, this whole "Kriss-mess" [Still pronouncing that wrong...] thing.

[Picks up his cup...]

Apparently some people took it upon themselwes to gift me for it. Most a' you picked some good stuff, too. Book's good. Tea's good.

[Closing his eyes, he sips some tea, then puts the cup down and opens his eyes again.]

I think the whole holiday's bullshit though, sooo...don't expect a gift back or nothin'.

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WWELL THATS MY SPEECH IMPEDIMENT TYVVM

[caligulas_aquarium]

That's not the point! It's not about the sweeps, it's just the principle a' the matter.

RUD-E

[fintastic]

Why are you so mad about this? Do you want to do the math and tell me on what Earth date every single wriggling day I have will be? Because there is going to be thousands of them, in case you forgot!

[caligulas_aquarium]

I'm not mad, I just-!

Ugh.

Nothin'.

[fintastic]

Why can't you tell me?

[caligulas_aquarium]

There's nothin' to tell.

[fintastic]

Yes there is. Do you think after all this time I don't know when you are clamming up on me?

[caligulas_aquarium]

Yes.

Cause you're wrong.

[fintastic]

But you know I'm not.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Totally are.

[fintastic]

Eridan.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Fef'.

[fintastic]

Eridan.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Fef'.

[fintastic]

January 21st! At least come say hi. Pretty please?

private

[caligulas_aquarium]

I dunno...I mean I didn't ewen show up for Rox's, an' she's actually human.

She might get the wrong idea.

private

[fintastic]

For real? You should do something nice for her belatedly, then!

private

[caligulas_aquarium]

I did somethin' nice for her already. [Kinda hand wavin' gesture as if to dismiss that.]

I'm just sayin' I don't think it'd be a good idea.

private

[fintastic]

What if I invite her and tell her I invited you too? We'll make it a little party, the three of us!

private

[caligulas_aquarium]

[HNNNNNGH...]

So...just the three of us?

private

[fintastic]

Yeah! Don't you think it'd be nice?

[ No matter what he says, she still feels bad about killing him and all that. ]

private

[caligulas_aquarium]

Well..

...

Yeah, alright. If it's just the three of us.

[If he goes and certain people are there he's gonna flip, srsly.]

private

[fintastic]

[ She wasn't hatched yesterday, she's pretty sure that would be an awful idea. ]

Okay! I will see you, then!

private

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Wow they are happily, politely organizing a get-together where fun will presumably be had.

What is even happen

Seriously though he nods and just...]

Alright.

See you then Fef'.

not here

[fintastic]

[ Clearly this can only last so long. ]

not here

[caligulas_aquarium]

[the only question is who dies first

I-I MEAN...]