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[demonbloodblade]

[The screen comes on, showing Meliantha, with two small barrels - about knee-high, each - with markings on them (probably writing, but not Earth languages) on the table next to her.]

It has been brought to my attention that, for the good of us all, I must sacrifice some things I brought with me.

This [She puts her hand on one of them] is a small-keg of Tanagyr's Stout, a dark stout, well-regarded and smuggled heavily from place to place. And this [She touches the other] is a small-keg of Saerloonian Special Red, which is as the name implies a red wine, considered excellent where I am from.

I currently have about nine gallons of the beer, and eleven gallons of the wine, available. In order to keep the peace and help those in need, I will be willing to share these with us who have been brought here. Bring your own cups or glasses.

Since many people do not think well of those that just give things away, therefore I request in return the best joke you know - I am sharing something to improve people's moods, so we can have that in return.

Comments

and then i got sick 8|

[charming_jerk]

Man, how do you even end up getting to be the god of such lousy stuff?

Maybe you should lie down.

[demonbloodblade]

There's supposed to be an Overgod who handles these things, deciding what god gets what, and if a god dies, who gets their previous portfolios.

You have to admit, if you got there and your lord said, "And you get... uh... rotting and decay"? You might end up being kind of evil after that, just because there's really nothing else worth doing other than being obnoxious.

but tags ;3;

[charming_jerk]

Man, I think I'd pass on being a god, then. Doesn't sound like it's worth it.

Re: but tags ;3;

[demonbloodblade]

You could get things like god of guardians, or the sun, or justice, or battle! Or, you know, spiders, or slimes, or despair, or .....

I may not be putting the best spin on it.

I wouldn't want to be a god either. Remember, they need to have worshippers or die. So they need to promote their faith, listen to prayers, deal with their priesthoods. No, I think I'll take mortality. If I have a need to walk into the forest for a few days to not want to break things, it's a helpful option.

[charming_jerk]

Yeah, I think I'd pass. I mean, it might be cool for a little while at least. Too much pressure, though.

[demonbloodblade]

Indeed.

So I'm sending you your beer, enjoy it!

[The beer is a deep black stout with a low malt flavor - very rich and smooth.]