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[latkje]

The last time I was drafted into something at least superficially resembling an army, they had a box set up for suggestions. I've decided to carry on the tradition! These things are our direct link to the Initiative, after all, even if they pretend they aren't listening.

Feel free to add your own suggestions. After all, misery loves company, and that's why my wife says I'll always be miserable.

— Rodents. Why do my feet attract rodents? Is it my socks? Especially when they seem to be dead already, it's very distracting.

— Speaking of things that are already dead, why are there so many vampires here? I know they seem like they'd be useful allies, but in my experience they just make you do all the hard work and abandon you at the earliest opportunity! What a pain in the neck.

I'm sure I'll have more suggestions later. I'm a very concerned citizen.

[ ooc: I am heading out right now, so replies will be delayed a bit. ]

Comments

voice

[songofvalor]

I don't know about the requiems from your world, but the ones I know give hope to the grieving.

voice

[latkje]

And dignity to the life that's passed. You can't set it to a waltz, though I figure when I go there will be people waiting to dance.

voice

[songofvalor]

It is an entirely different kind of uplifting.

Hm, but admittedly, I do enjoy my share of sad songs.

voice

[latkje]

Me, I just like variety.