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[latkje]

The last time I was drafted into something at least superficially resembling an army, they had a box set up for suggestions. I've decided to carry on the tradition! These things are our direct link to the Initiative, after all, even if they pretend they aren't listening.

Feel free to add your own suggestions. After all, misery loves company, and that's why my wife says I'll always be miserable.

— Rodents. Why do my feet attract rodents? Is it my socks? Especially when they seem to be dead already, it's very distracting.

— Speaking of things that are already dead, why are there so many vampires here? I know they seem like they'd be useful allies, but in my experience they just make you do all the hard work and abandon you at the earliest opportunity! What a pain in the neck.

I'm sure I'll have more suggestions later. I'm a very concerned citizen.

[ ooc: I am heading out right now, so replies will be delayed a bit. ]

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[latkje]

Ah, well, I'm sure someone said it before me.

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[painfeels]

So what kind of flowers bloom at night?

[latkje]

Moonflowers, primroses.

I'm not a gardener, you know.

[painfeels]

So what exactly are you?

[latkje]

I'm a water traveller.

[painfeels]

A water traveler? Like, a sailor?

[latkje]

Not quite. I just go where the current takes me.

[painfeels]

That's a fancy way of putting something so simple.

[latkje]

Don't worry. I'm simple with complicated stuff.

[painfeels]

That so?

[latkje]

Well, I don't understand it so much, it's complicated!

[painfeels]

Right, whatever.

So, got a name, water traveler?

[latkje]

Nash. I think it even says so.

[painfeels]

I'm Painwheel. Nice to meet you, I guess.

[latkje]

Charmed. I'm sure of it.