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[latkje]

The last time I was drafted into something at least superficially resembling an army, they had a box set up for suggestions. I've decided to carry on the tradition! These things are our direct link to the Initiative, after all, even if they pretend they aren't listening.

Feel free to add your own suggestions. After all, misery loves company, and that's why my wife says I'll always be miserable.

— Rodents. Why do my feet attract rodents? Is it my socks? Especially when they seem to be dead already, it's very distracting.

— Speaking of things that are already dead, why are there so many vampires here? I know they seem like they'd be useful allies, but in my experience they just make you do all the hard work and abandon you at the earliest opportunity! What a pain in the neck.

I'm sure I'll have more suggestions later. I'm a very concerned citizen.

[ ooc: I am heading out right now, so replies will be delayed a bit. ]

Comments

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[latkje]

I think one is enough, don't you?

voice

[inline]

Now it just sounds kinda personal. How'd you even recognise one?

voice

[latkje]

I'm observant.

voice

[inline]

Yeah, but they oughta be pretty hard to miss! ...Traditionally.

voice

[latkje]

That depends on the tradition, doesn't it?

voice

[inline]

Coffins, bats, bodies in the morning—that sorta thing? Not that we've actually got vampires back home!

I dunno if I wanna know if there's more than one kind out there.

voice

[latkje]

There's more than one kind of everything, in my experience.

voice

[inline]

...Tell me it's the good kind.

voice

[latkje]

Variety is the spice of life, right?

voice

[inline]

Don't think we need more of that 'round here! But hey, doesn't look like we've had vampire trouble either way.

voice

[latkje]

It's mostly the elves that have been trouble, huh?