04 | Audio | locked from Equius, Sollux, Mystique, & sure why not Roxy too

[implying]

In accordance to an agreement I made with a certain gentleman upon my arrival 4 months ago, I do believe I'm entitled to some, ah... undead affection. And while I don't mean that attractively pale dead man with the glowing eyes, let it be said that I certainly wouldn't be opposed to that, as well!

But here I'm faced with a dilemma. I haven't heard from this charming corpse in quite some time — do you think I ought to look him up and remind him? Or shall I assume that he's a cadaver of his word and await his making good on our deal in his own time?

[ with a definite smirk in his voice here: ] Or perhaps this much will prove enough to spark a little reminder, hmm?

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[implying]

My dear, I've long since stopped referring to the original undead man in question!

[applethief]

That's absolutely ridiculous
You don't even know anything else about me

[implying]

I know that I've enjoyed speaking with you! Or, at least, writing with you.

[applethief]

Is that really sufficient
I mean
How optimistic are you, exactly

[implying]

Will "really quite" do for you?

[applethief]

I guess
As long as we're sticking to the idea that it's optimism
Are you sure you won't entertain the idea that maybe
You could
Tone it down.

[implying]

Decidedly sure, my dear.

[applethief]

I'm not your dear
That's unarguable

[implying]

Well, then what may I call you instead?

[applethief]

Absolutely anything else.

[implying]

Come, that's hardly an answer.

[applethief]

It still is one
But if you really want specifics
My name would probably be a pretty good start

[implying]

And what would that be?

[applethief]

You first

[implying]

Vanadi of Vadarta, and it's a pleasure to meet you.

[applethief]

Okay great
Definitely a pleasure.

[implying]

And now I believe it's your turn?

[applethief]

Is it really necessary

[implying]

Unless you'd prefer to be my dear.

[applethief]

I would've hoped you were more creative than that

[implying]

Well, my dear, my options are really quite limited just at the moment.

[applethief]

You can't know that if you haven't even tried
Can't we just say
My name is whatever you want it to be
As long as it isn't "my dear"

[implying]

Would you prefer a masculine, feminine, or unisex name?

[applethief]

Does it really matter

[implying]

People do tend to care, yes. Do you?