glenamored: (i know my mind is made up)
Glendala "Glen" Eire ([personal profile] glenamored) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2012-12-14 10:43 pm

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Fragging cog-piss!!

[ It's the morning of the 14th of December and the tablet is currently flying across a bedroom and Glen is screaming obscenities. The video shows a whole lot of nothing swirling around until it hits something metallic with a CLACK! Finally, it stops when it hits the floor face up. Above it is a bird cage. Old, dead-looking feathers fall through the slits of the cage toward the tablet on the floor and Glen appears above the tablet, chest heaving, eyes wide and totally freaked out.

She's holding her weapon, a dagger with a celtic knot design on the hilt, and apparently staring down the bird inside the cage. ]


You little cog-rotten bastard, what in all the mucking hells happened to you? [ There's a flapping of wings and an unholy squawking sound in reply. ]

Damn it... [ Glen takes a deep breath, cringing all the while. She's got to do this quickly. Biting her lip hard enough for it to bleed, she opens the door of the cage and screams a battle cry, grabbing the undead bird, her annoying, stupid, now dead little almost-friend, and cuts the thing's head off in one swift motion.

The lifeless bird head falls right on the tablet. She looks down, following the head's movement as it falls, nursing a finger the creature had managed to bite before she'd removed its head.

There's silence for a few seconds. ]
...It turned on. Okay. It turned on.

[ Still breathing heavily, uninjured hand shaking a little, Glen reaches down and picks up the tablet with it. ] Hello. Sorry about that, if you're watching. I don't usually kill living, rotting animals in my spare time. But... hey, it works as a warning, right? I think the animals from the other day might be sick. Terminally sick. At least, mine was. So... watch out? Watch out.
inthejunk: (pic#2161922)

Re: Audio is a yellow bicycle with a squeaky wheel close enough?

[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-12-22 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
Uh. Right. But it's dead now, so you probably shouldn't keep it.

[Alas, he is in fact still a teenage boy after all.]

Maybe try a goldfish next time. They never go on murderous rampages. In fact, they're totally useless.
inthejunk: (pic#2161922)

Action!

[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-12-27 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just then, there's a knock at the door. Yosuke lives just next door, after all. It only took him long enough to run a comb through his hair, give up on that and grab a hoodie and a stick of gum. When Glen opens the door she'll find him bouncing on his feet a little. Going from sleeping to adrenaline rush like that is kind of disorienting. His body doesn't quite know what to do with the charge now that there isn't any immediate danger. So, bouncing it is.]

Hello? Miss Glen?

[Knock knock knock!]

It's Yosuke!
inthejunk: (Did you watch the midnight channel last)

[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-12-31 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
It's no trouble.

[As soon as he's in the room with Glen, some sort of invisible switch flips. Yosuke goes into lancer mode, puffing up a bit to seem bigger, wearing a serious expression. He puts a hand on one hip, unconsciously mimicking Souji. All in the interest of putting Glen at ease. She doesn't need to worry now. She has a protector in the room. Even his voice comes out a little huskies than usual.]

You shouldn't have to deal with these things alone.
inthejunk: (about that...)

[personal profile] inthejunk 2013-01-01 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...You want me to come back in an hour?

[Well, that's confusing. He deflates a little, uncertainly, and glances around for the bird. Shouldn't he at least flush that thing first or something?]
inthejunk: (uuuh)

[personal profile] inthejunk 2013-01-04 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. I think I can help.

[After all, fire eats oxygen, and that's found in the air. But first they'll want somewhere to burn it safely. The bathtub could work in a pinch, and toilet paper should be enough to get the thing lit. Eurgh.]

Um. You don't have to watch if you don't want to, okay? I can wrap it up and let you say goodbye and them...uh. You know. If that's easier.