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[governorkang]

[The face on the screen is very reptilian, with curling horns on the side of his head, yellow slit eyes, and scales with a bronze sheen to them, and his expression is displeased. His voice is dry when he speaks, the first sentence muttered under his breath.]

I hope I'm using this damn thing right.

If this is a dream, it's definitely the strangest one I've ever had.

[He speaks a language that sounds almost exactly like English but with some differences in pronunciation, an entirely foreign word every rare occasion, and with an accent similar to Eastern European. The displeasure on his face doesn't completely fade as he gets serious, wings rustling slightly.]

I am Lord-Governor Kang of Teyr, on the world of Krynn. I've read through some of the information given to me already, and I'll try not to ask too many questions without consulting it first. I apologize in advance if I ask something included in it.

First, are there others from Krynn who are here as well? I've found two already, and in order to avoid further... mishaps, I want to make it clear that I have absolutely no intentions of starting any sort of trouble.

[Please don't hit him with any more chairs or try to kill him. He won't be so nice about it next time.]

Second, I've met one of my 'roommates' already. She has told me that a Lord Prestor is also sharing quarters with us. I would like to formally meet you.

[It takes him a moment to figure out how to end the feed, and the last thing that's seen and heard is a frown and a quiet, mild curse.]

Comments

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[applethief]

Since when are kobolds made Lord-Governors of anything
You did a good job with the wings
And your common isn't half bad
But this is pretty ridiculous all around, isn't it

[governorkang]

[Excuse him.

A kobold? He's not a damn kobold, elf, and his Common is excellent, thank you very much.

He manages to keep a his voice relatively calm, but those wings do flare out slightly at the offense.]

I am a draconian, not a kobold.

[applethief]

Is that like the distinction between wizards and sorcerers
You're all just slinging spells at the end of the day
Or in your case, being lizardfolk

[ a pause. they did have to be some damn good fakes if they moved... ]

Did you come up with draconian yourself
That's pretty impressive too

[governorkang]

[Oh. Lizardmen. He hasn't heard that in a while, and it's still just as infuriating. He bristles at the derogatory name, his voice deliberately cool.]

We are an entirely different race, created from the eggs of dragons. We have absolutely no relation to lizards.

[applethief]

Don't you
I mean
Everything's just dragons in the end, really
There's definitely some sort of relation there

Though last I checked most lizardfolk were roughly the size of dragon eggs to begin with
Does someone rearrange the shell into a vaguely reptilian form or what

[governorkang]

[He is clearly much bigger than a kobold, to judge from the size comparison of the objects in the quarters provided for everyone. Bigger than a human or an elf, as well.]

Magic.

[This elf is seriously pissing him off.]

[applethief]

That's a pretty uninspired answer
Are you always this reticent
Is that your political platform
Does it get you votes?

[governorkang]

Do you always ask ridiculous and offensive questions of people you've just met?

[applethief]

I g

[ HM NO WAIT actually going to take a second to think about this. ]

Well
I won't contest offensive, but
Doesn't that depend on your definition of ridiculous
And does it become acceptable if you've met them prior