010 ♐ Accidental Voice: Wa% Poetic

[musclebeast]

[Perhaps it's his pity riddled mind that causes him to accidentally turn on the audio right now, or maybe he's just tired with how exhausted he's getting lately from his projects. Either way, audio starts up and there's just silent for a moment before a long-]

Hmmm...

And then I suppose, -ah. [A pause, the grating sound of grinding teeth and a tapping sound, before the tapping stops and he speaks again.]

Stalking- with exceptional flocking- of emotional tidings from love affairs to stalwart ridings, yet still the clop's a stopped like a steel fixed blood box in the chest chamber of a royal blue ox. Hmm- [More tapping.]

Yet, to be honest- I'm the fondest- of an exceptional vigor of an exalted figure- not of my own but of another, left to suckle the proverbial udder of budding passion of a most heretical fashion. There I may find my metaphorical bastion to ration my idled mind of deep compassionate abstractions.

Abstractions? Hmmm, perhaps not, no-

[Tap tap tap...]

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[musclebeast]

I hadn't meant to, oh my God. [A deep breath and there was a definite crack of a pencil.] I purely keep such things-

[A heavy, hissed in breath.]

Private.

[crusthatecean]

Oh.

...Is this a sex poem? With you, I honestly can't tell.

[musclebeast]

Holy hoofbeasts, excuse you?! Why would you say such a thing? I'm extremely disgusted.

[crusthatecean]

Oh fuck you, it's not that ridiculous an assumption.

All of the stalwart riding with exceptional vigor and passionately sucking on a blossoming udder, what the hell am I supposed to think?

[musclebeast]

It is a ridiculous assumption. I'm completely flabbergasted by where you'd even get sch an idea.

It's metaphorical you stunted simpleton. Symbols, metaphors, and similes are all useful tools when weaving rhythmically poetic allegories.

[crusthatecean]

Or when writing sweaty horse porn.

[musclebeast]

Or when wri-!? Vantas! I demand you stop being so terribly crude, goodness gracious.

[crusthatecean]

I demand you stop getting off to disgusting pictures of musclebeast bulges and broadcasting your rhythmic fantasies, but you haven't!

[musclebeast]

I hadn't explicitly tried to broadcast this but-

With that level of aggression I would be disgusted enough to accept that as an order.