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010 ♐ Accidental Voice: Wa% Poetic

[Perhaps it's his pity riddled mind that causes him to accidentally turn on the audio right now, or maybe he's just tired with how exhausted he's getting lately from his projects. Either way, audio starts up and there's just silent for a moment before a long-]

Hmmm...

And then I suppose, -ah. [A pause, the grating sound of grinding teeth and a tapping sound, before the tapping stops and he speaks again.]

Stalking- with exceptional flocking- of emotional tidings from love affairs to stalwart ridings, yet still the clop's a stopped like a steel fixed blood box in the chest chamber of a royal blue ox. Hmm- [More tapping.]

Yet, to be honest- I'm the fondest- of an exceptional vigor of an exalted figure- not of my own but of another, left to suckle the proverbial udder of budding passion of a most heretical fashion. There I may find my metaphorical bastion to ration my idled mind of deep compassionate abstractions.

Abstractions? Hmmm, perhaps not, no-

[Tap tap tap...]

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Oh my god.

I'm so glad you decided to make this public. What if you'd never shared this with the world, where would we be? Actually, I'd love to write a metaphor about my feelings on this occasion. You're the expert, what kind of body parts should I say got suckled?

What- [Wait what-]

I- oh, um. Oh my blue blazes...

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...

[He's not paying attention to your stupid face, he's looking down at his paper, goodness.]

Abstractions- hm, perhaps no, purr- on confound-it, perhaps, there I may find my metaphorical bastion to indulge and to never divulge the rhythmic pounds onto my- [Slowly tilting his head as he speaks to

him...self.]

[And NOW he's staring directly at- Sollux.]

[Innerly freaking his shit now before his hand quickly slams on the keyboard and disconnects. Also he's sweating now and broke that key, dangit..]

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[Or maybe you'll even hear the laughter from across the apartment, too.

So it's in glorious surround sound!

Cause that's what he's doing.

Laughing.

At you.

Over this.]

[At first it echoes with the laughing in the other room too well and he just frowns.]

[Well, till he realizes that is coming from his computer as well and OH YEAH DISCONNECTING NOW QUICKLY.]

Oh. My. Gosh!

[Have some ridiculous giggling and some light snorting even as she sounds like she's clutching her stomach and doubled over laughing. She tries to speak between laughs, but fails, then finally calms down enough to form proper words rather than sad pathetic heaving.]

Teehee... wow, like, I couldn't decide whether to be horrified, delighted or disgusted by your silly poem... but I think pffftttt-- I think this is totally your finest moment! [Shrieks again in laughter, crashing sounds, like she just slumped over onto her desk with the device still in her hand]

I- [A swallow, cracking his pencil.]

You weren't supposed to hear th-

My finest moment? Stop laughing an elaborate.

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You Might Want To Turn The Feed Off

-?!

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D --> I should, and then acquire a towel
D --> Thank you

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-- the hell?

-Um-!?

Extremely interesting, Equius! Is this a form of art? Creative expression? Poetry?

Uh- [Approaching it from that manner makes it a little more tolerable for him...]

Yes, slam poetry, it's extremely dignified in troll society. Not that any of the other of my kind here would imply to that with how blatantly disrespectful they act.

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lol

...Uh.

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I don't know if poetry's quite the right way to go about it. It's quite good, don't get me wrong! But it's not for everyone-- especially someone you're courting. They might get the wrong idea.

Go about what? -You don't know anything about me and it's extremely rude of you to imply something like that. Holy smokes. This was purely based on an extremely low chance that I would perhaps turn my audio on during my work.

I demand that you completely exterminate any memories of this.

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So that's... troll poetry, right?

Oh. Oh fiddlesticks, leaving this blasted thing on has really fixed me into a vexing and exceptionally troublesome situation.

But yes, Raven... I am currently writing- personal- Alternian slam poetry.

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[Oh...dear.]

Something on your mind, Equius?

I, oh God. [Swallow. Ohhh, not you, why did you hear this too. At least he didn't mention a name anywhere, goodness.] No, of course not, nothing besides the normal goings on of my clearly superior intellect.