005 ¤ [video]

[fe_male]

Oh, fantastic. This place again. Thrilling. So happy to see you all again. JARVIS, daddy's home.

Text; filter to Tali:
[ because. uhm. who are you you're in his room. ]

hope you haven't broken anything in the apartment yet. watch out for the blender btw

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[gofortheoptics]

[She adjusts the scarf around her mask before she nods.]

Much better. And no, I guess you wouldn't.

If you're done looking at it, naturally.

[fe_male]

Yeah, sure. Sneak a peek at it later when you're not paying attention. [ 8D ]

[gofortheoptics]

I wouldn't recommend it. I'd hate to have to take you to the hospital.

[After she shoots you, she means.]

[fe_male]

Wow. We've been in the same room for what, twenty minutes, and already you're putting me in the hospital.

[gofortheoptics]

No, I'm just warning you about what might happen if you try to sneak into my room at night and fondle my gun.

i totally approve of this edit.

[fe_male]

Is that just specific to my touching the gun?

Less murderous sounding.

[gofortheoptics]

How about we round it out to 'sneaking into my room' at all?

Especially if I'm asleep.

[Creepy, Tony.]

a bit, yes

[fe_male]

[ pause. ]

Okay sure. Has your room got a security system on the door that doesn't look like it came with the rest of the place?

[ noooooo he's just being playful he's all talk ]

[gofortheoptics]

Well if it didn't before, I'll certainly look into installing one now.

[Her head is tilted to the side and she looks pretty relaxed, so she's probably joking too.

Probably.]

I do have a combat drone too, though. For reference.

[fe_male]

[ he actually meant 'hey i could make your room more secure' but like he's ever going to say something like that

how can you tell she looks relaxed when she's covered in all that whateveritis and is already just sitting on a couch ]

What for?

[gofortheoptics]

[Well, she's not straightening up or anything. She doesn't look tense, and the suit is pretty tight so you'd totally be able to tell ... or something ...]

The combat drone? Well, as you may or may not guess, for combat.

[fe_male]

[ what ]

Please. It's got to do more than that. Look at you.

[gofortheoptics]

It draws fire and shocks enemies. Is there much more that it needs to do in a battle situation?

[That's what soldiers are for, Tony.]

[fe_male]

Just seems boring. Could do more.

[gofortheoptics]

After the war against the geth, we don't exactly aim to make our machines anything but simple.

[Losing a war to your own creations is a blow to anyone's ego, right?]

[fe_male]

What war?

[ mention that again after Iron Man 3, okay, he isn't quite there yet ]

[gofortheoptics]

[Noted.]

--we just called it the Geth War. The geth called it the Morning War. We -- our home planet was overrun by the machines, and by the end of the war, the death toll was in the billions.

[Not millions, billions. It was easy to see why the quarians had been so hesitant to give the geth another chance, even if not all those deaths were because of geth -- and the geth expressed remorse for the deaths they had caused.]

[fe_male]

[ oh. well. ]

Yeah, I can see that reasoning. Makes sense. Specific functionality. Go for it.

[gofortheoptics]

[She ... sighs, tugging the edge of her headscarf.]

Yes, exactly. I -- still have mixed feelings about the geth, even if they've welcomed us back to the home planet.

[So weird.]

[fe_male]

[ sorry he really didn't mean to make this whole conversation suddenly awkward. ]

Also makes sense. So. Uh. Your turn, I guess.

[gofortheoptics]

To -- what, ask you something about your world?

[She furrows her brows behind her mask, thoughtful.]

I'd be tempted to draw comparisons to your City-alternate, I'm afraid.

[fe_male]

Ah. [ Well. He pauses for a moment, then makes moves to stand back up and retreat back into his own room in the apartment. ] Of course. Good conversation though. Nice to meet you.