005 ¤ [video]

[fe_male]

Oh, fantastic. This place again. Thrilling. So happy to see you all again. JARVIS, daddy's home.

Text; filter to Tali:
[ because. uhm. who are you you're in his room. ]

hope you haven't broken anything in the apartment yet. watch out for the blender btw

Comments

[fe_male]

[ ...... ahhhhhhhhhhh





ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

look how surprised/shocked/slightly ill/happy he totally doesn't look right now because what are you talking about Tony is great at hiding his emotions also just pretend because i don't actually have an icon for that sort of really specific expression ]

I'm surprised I don't just have some sort of embedded tracking device I don't know about.

[taseyousupernanny]

They're in the works, still working on not causing cancer with them.

[He notices that Stark is still staring at him with that strange wistfull, happy, shocked look.]

What? Do I have something on my shirt?

[fe_male]

I'd appreciate that, personally. I've had enough health problems as it is.

[ yes, you have a beating heart underneath it okay it's a big deal ]

It's just... been a while, on my end.

[taseyousupernanny]

[Hmm, time to play it minimal. Let Tony stew in his own juices and see if he neurotics himself into spilling what Coulson wanted to know.]

A while?

[fe_male]

[ r00d, manipulating him like that. ]

A few months, maybe.

[taseyousupernanny]

[Really? Just spill it. Less pain all around.]

So, you left here for a week and spend a few months where exactly?

[fe_male]

[ absolutely not :| ]

New York City. And then back to Miami for a little while. Had to wait for Miami's remodeling, and then had to leave so the New York remodeling could take place. [ And... stuff. ]

[taseyousupernanny]

[Hmm... New York? Rebuilding? Might as well take a stab in the dark.]

Getting friendly with Loki were we?

[fe_male]

[ nnnnn ]

Bastard threw me out my own window. You remember Loki?

[taseyousupernanny]

[He just raises an eyebrow at that.]

If you ended up where I think you ended up you know exactly why I remember Loki.

[fe_male]

But... You're not. Dead.

[taseyousupernanny]

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated?

[He sighs.]

I was stabbed, I died, I ended up here. Haven't figured out how that all works yet.

[fe_male]

[ well. ]

That's... got to be really disorienting.

[taseyousupernanny]

Understatement of the century.

And then I run into you, who doesn't remember anything and then a Loki who isn't our Loki.

It's been an interesting few months.

[And that might be the closest to a rant he'll ever get to in front of you. Enjoy it Tony.]

[fe_male]

[ and that's like the first time he's been accused of 'understatement' in a while ]

Understandable. [ it's cool he's just going to etch 'The Day Coulson Was Not 100% Unflappable' on the side of his brain ] You're good now though, right? I'm not sure I'd know how to handle life if you weren't good now.

[taseyousupernanny]

[I'll be damned, was that actually some affection and worry from Stark? It was a kinda sideways version of it but it was there.]

I'm...reasonably good. I'd be better if I could get some form of the Avengers Initiative up and running here.

[fe_male]

[ shhh someone will realize he might actually be human it's cool he'll piss you off good and clearly later on to make up for it ]

There are... what, the three humans? And you. Zombie man.