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ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴀʀᴛʜᴜʀ ᴘᴇɴᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ ♔ ([personal profile] futurarex) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2012-11-28 03:15 pm

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[somewhere out beyond the city there begins the shakiest video post ever. it's clear that whoever handles this device is not accustomed to using anything like it--but eventually, it rights itself, with some muttering and swearing, and then hello, there's Arthur, in his full armor, standing in the barren outlands. there's a smudge of dirt and blood on his forehead, but otherwise he's very clean and presentable and princely (all indignity of technological unfamiliarity aside).]

I am Prince Arthur of Camelot, recently brought to this place. I do not take kindly to being pressed into service, but as our captors have said, they have no choice in our being here. [yeah right. even with his princeface on, he sneers a little at that. but.]

If we take what we have been told as truth--that there is a force that threatens all of our kingdoms--then our way is clear. We are not united, but this threat gives us common cause. [though the way his mouth tightens when he says that indicates how very not pleased he is by that.] I am not content to wait to be told what to do when my kingdom is threatened. So it falls then to us, to organize ourselves. The training sessions that this Initiative provides--I have found them to be wanting, yet they can be used to our purposes, should we chose to.

But we must first know what strength is ours, and what weapons we have been given. No force can be organized without this information. And if this United Earth presumes to steal resources from our kingdoms, we must know what it is that they would look to steal, so we can better protect against these threats when the time comes. And it had best come soon.

I have set the task of collecting this information to my servant, Merlin, wherever the idiot's gotten off to. He will ask each of you in turn, or else you may come to him.

[and you will answer, that's the message here, and with an imperious nod, he reaches to--fumble around with the device again, and the rest of this is muttering.]

Damn-- thing--
acemedium: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-12-03 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[It's only your most favorite girl in the whole world, right?]

Really? Don't they do leader-y type stuff and go to banquets and balls and go "Off with his head!" when there are traits around and stuff?
acemedium: (I put on my robe and magatama)

[video] that meant to say traitors

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-12-04 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Skeptical face]

That could work if whoever has the princess hostage gets so bored they fall asleep...

... But seriously? That's it? What about King training?
acemedium: The fact that this is coming from Maya makes it even sadder (You fail at life Nick)

[video] YOU UNDERSTAND ME, CEE...

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-12-05 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're seriously telling me all you do is sit around and say long speeches all the time?
acemedium: It's super effective?! (Maya used CUTE FACE (in hideous uniform))

[video] /swoons

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-12-06 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
How come you're not fatter, then?
acemedium: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-12-10 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Why wouldn't they be fat if all they is eat and speech? It sounds like a pretty couch potato lifestyle!

.. Couch princetato?
acemedium: do it. bitch. (I'M CUTE SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON ME)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-12-16 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sadly Arthur's plan to make her uncomfortable isn't very effective. She just grins back at him, taking it as a victory]

You know a-- oh wait... [She seems to remember he's from medieval times] You don't have couches in Camelot, do you?
acemedium: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-12-18 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. You're the one from the stone ages, not me!

You guys don't even have TV.
acemedium: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-12-19 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
But it's in the stone ages in terms of technology.

I don't think so! Cavemen probably sat on rocks or something. Besides, everyone needs TV.
acemedium: hottest shit all up in here (Why yes I am made out of awesome)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-12-22 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[In a tone like he clearly doesn't understand what he's saying--]

Have you ever seen any?
acemedium: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-12-23 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course!

Don't worry, though, I can show you some.
acemedium: i'm so clever (Totally witty okay)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2013-01-02 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[.....]

We don't we hunt together?
acemedium: I'm just a lean green spirit medium from outer space (feed me seymour)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2013-01-02 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope! TV requires a sufficiently experienced guide to make sure you're watching the right [Read: samurai] stuff, and who better than me?

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