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[asinine]

bored out of my fucking mind so let's play 'how will the united assholes try to kill us next'

on the possible schedule we have:
pesticides
famine
atomic bombs
creative use of swarming locusts
or maybe flesh-eating insects
a zombie epidemic
all of the above for guaranteed effectiveness

place your bets, stock up on weapons or magic fairy dust or whateverthefuck you used to fight the monsters last month

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[voice]

[mentore]

[Ezio's actually laughing at this, even though there's a degree of truth in this.]

You have some imagination.

[biwinning]

ii want two 2ay fle2h-eatiing iin2ect2 becau2e that one 2ound2 iintere2tiing but iit'll probably be 2omethiing lame liike famiine.

permatext;

[sithiche]

[ well he was going to say something about the zombies, but there are more important matters here. ]

Fairy dust isn't going to help you much, mate.

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[vampirique]

i will just use my hands

again.

but you are being sarcastic

text

[trickstermentor]

I think I would prefer it if our captives would be kind enough to pit us against an army of Amazons. That way at least the scenery would be delightful.

Text;

[bitch_is_back]

Ooo! Swarming locusts! That's a classic.

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[charming_jerk]

can i vote for zombies? i wanna beat up some zombies.

anontext party aw yeah

[motherofnemesis]

Wow flesh eating insects sounds horrifying. Where'd you even come up with this list?

[fintastic]

W)(at about poison in t)(e water supply?

[text/anonymous]

[loyalism]

Giant nuclear-equipped walking battle tanks.

[Totally joking. Or is he?]

[text][not anon due to lack of caring]

[demonbloodblade]

Recruiting the descendents of the barbarians we attacked in our last large mission, sending them against us for revenge, and using some kind of potion to inspire them to terrible rage.

Possibly infecting them with a plague as well, to spread it.

Zombies aren't that difficult to slay, so they might recruit some liches to control them. That would be unpleasant indeed.

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[kingside]

Pesticides?

voice;

[accidentalrebellion]

[Hmm. Placing bets on death. That doesn't sound familiar at all.]

You're making this is a game? [Congratulations, whoever you are. You've pissed Katniss off enough to break her radio silence]