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[asinine]

bored out of my fucking mind so let's play 'how will the united assholes try to kill us next'

on the possible schedule we have:
pesticides
famine
atomic bombs
creative use of swarming locusts
or maybe flesh-eating insects
a zombie epidemic
all of the above for guaranteed effectiveness

place your bets, stock up on weapons or magic fairy dust or whateverthefuck you used to fight the monsters last month

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[voice]

[mentore]

[Ezio's actually laughing at this, even though there's a degree of truth in this.]

You have some imagination.

[biwinning]

ii want two 2ay fle2h-eatiing iin2ect2 becau2e that one 2ound2 iintere2tiing but iit'll probably be 2omethiing lame liike famiine.

permatext;

[sithiche]

[ well he was going to say something about the zombies, but there are more important matters here. ]

Fairy dust isn't going to help you much, mate.

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[vampirique]

i will just use my hands

again.

but you are being sarcastic

text

[trickstermentor]

I think I would prefer it if our captives would be kind enough to pit us against an army of Amazons. That way at least the scenery would be delightful.

Text;

[bitch_is_back]

Ooo! Swarming locusts! That's a classic.

➥ TEXT | ANONYMOUS.

[asinine]

i've prepared you for more than one scenario

not even expecting a thanks

➥ TEXT | ANONYMOUS.

[asinine]

don't knock it til you've tried it, when the food runs out people might turn to cannibalism

perma-anontext;

[asinine]

how about bullets

still anontext because wesley is a douche

[asinine]

you choked the monster grizzlies to death?

anontext;

[asinine]

maybe they don't expect you to hit girls

[sithiche]

Depends on what you're up against, doesn't it?

text;

[charming_jerk]

can i vote for zombies? i wanna beat up some zombies.

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[trickstermentor]

Well that is a very old fashioned way of looking at it. I don't make it a habit to start a fight with women but I will not pull my punches if they begin to punch me.

[asinine]

some might take offense if you don't go all out

and everybody knows what happens when a woman's offended

[asinine]

haven't come across anything yet that can't be killed if you blow enough holes in it

[sithiche]

Sorry to ruin that for you, then.

[asinine]

could've saved that surprise for when you were the one i was actually shooting

anontext;

[asinine]

maybe they'll let us make a request

perma-anontext;

[asinine]

just making sure there's something for all tastes

[sithiche]

Don't see the point. It's not like you're going to find something else that can kill me just lying around.

anontext party aw yeah

[motherofnemesis]

Wow flesh eating insects sounds horrifying. Where'd you even come up with this list?

cause there ain't no party like an anontext party (yea)

[asinine]

some guy up there said i've got good imagination. let's go with that

everyone can be asses in peace

[motherofnemesis]

It's not that creative, but I'd stick my money on atomic bombs or famine.

The zombie apocalypse would be more interesting though.

[asinine]

you'll grow a new head if i cut it off?

now i'm curious