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[vampirique]

[ here, exsilium, have a french accent. he also sounds perturbed, but it's better than his awful text messaging capabilities so you're welcome. ]

I have been told to update my musical tastes. I was also told that music by the orchestral group–[ this seems like he's having difficulty with the pronunciation ]–Evanescence–was befitting what was assumed to be my taste.

I cannot find this music on the Internet.

Curiously there are no albums on the Internet that do not pre-date 1999. [ his voice gets smaller, like a mutter to the side. ] I have not yet run out of Depeche Mode albums, so this entire feat seems irrelevant. My music is satisfactory, however–

I require your recommendations, for the sake of curiosity. [ he mumbles something again, though it is in French and off-record. ]–but apparently it must be from the nineties.

[ EVERYTHING IS DUMB!! azrael just huffs and hangs up, then. ]

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[sithiche]

This needs to be fixed. [ A TONE OF UTMOST SERIOUSNESS!!! ]

Maybe we can find something in the library.

[vampirique]

I had rather thought everything fine on its own.

[ huff. ]

Certainly, you're welcome to browse the library. [ what is this we ]

[sithiche]

I thought you wanted me to help you dig your way out of Anachronism Theatre.

[vampirique]

...maybe.


If you're kind about it.

[sithiche]

[ s i g h ]

I'll be gentle.



Muffin.

[vampirique]

[ frowning. ]

That is not cute, nor funny.

[sithiche]

What would you prefer, then?

[vampirique]

I would prefer that you did not use endearments with me at all, for reasons that are personal and I can only pray with desperation that you will respect.

[sithiche]

[ whoa dude ]

It's habit.

[vampirique]

[ well fuck you he has sensitive problems. ]

Mocking people is a habit. Do not mistake fake endearments for one.

[sithiche]

Remind me again why I'm trying to help you?

[vampirique]

[ Very quietly, he finally sighs. Then he just looks away.

why do you have to hurt his feefees so fuckin much jesus ]

I could not say.

[sithiche]

[ S I G H ]

I'm trying to be nice here.

[vampirique]

I appreciate the effort.

[sithiche]

It has to be a two-way street, you know.

private, asshole

[vampirique]

[ Quietly; ]

I try to be kind to you in return. It is difficult, because I feel as though you are always judging me harshly.

perma-private, douchebag

[sithiche]

It is difficult when you're getting offended at every little thing that I say.

[vampirique]

Do you want to know why your behavior bothers me so terribly? I expect no grand amount of sympathy from you.

[ his voice is so

flat. ]

You mirror my dead human wife. Your features. Your face. Your... hair. It is awful and I hate it and I very well sometimes hate you for it and to deal perhaps more with some of the things that you say and the actions you take are hard but I don't imagine you'd know one single god damned thing about that, would you, because you've been immortal for every waking second of your life and it was not just some unfortunate thing that happened to you, one day, and shit upon everything in your life?

[ holy shit he's just

ragged

now

and he's seconds away from hanging up the fucking connection but instead he just stares into it, his eyes dark with fury. ]

[sithiche]

You don't know a damned thing about me, Azrael. You're just running on these bloody assumptions of yours and begrudging me for things beyond my control.

[vampirique]

I'm finished arguing with you.

[ aaaaand click. ]