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[burnthewitch]

You'd think this whole being abducted thing would freak me out a whole lot more... but you know what? Not that bad. [Maya's voice sounds amused.] The whole thing could have been a lot more unpleasant. Uh, aside from all the craziness before. I guess I'm just trying not to look a gift horse in the mouth until I'm a little better adjusted, you know?

So... [There's a small stretch of silence because wow introducing yourself to a giant group of strangers is still kind of awkward.] I'm Maya, and apparently someone thought you all needed the assistance of a Siren. ...Hi.

[And then quieter because she feels dumb enough already:] Knowing what I already know, it's probably kind of a stretch to ask if anyone here is familiar with a planet called Pandora. So I won't.

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[burnthewitch]

You haven't heard me trying to sing while inebriated.

[implying]

Not yet. It had been on the list of things to do, only now I'm considering, perhaps, striking that one off.

[burnthewitch]

Hey, your loss. ...But I can't say I blame you.

[implying]

No, nor do I! I'm very happy to keep all sanity intact, and such.

Well, relatively intact, at least. Whichever option allows for the best times to be had at parties.

[burnthewitch]

A little insanity isn't always a bad thing. Especially when it comes to parties.

[implying]

I've always thought so! So glad to see you agree, my dear— it ought to make for more lively errands run, in the least.

[burnthewitch]

I hope I didn't just inadvertently sign myself up for something too outrageous.

[implying]

Well, that would depend... just how outrageous is too outrageous, would you say?

[burnthewitch]

[She's thinking about it.] I guess I'm not the best judge on what is or isn't considered outrageous. For now I'll just play it by ear and run away screaming bloody murder when my comfort zone has been identified.

[implying]

Excellent! I'll do my very best to keep it just shy of inspiring any screams of precisely that nature, shall I?