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[kissingchamp]

[ A scruffy woman appears on the screen. Her hair is a wild mess and her eyes are darkly blotted with eyeshadow. She rather looks like a girl that got trashed and passed out with her make-up on. Hold onto your pants - it doesn't get much better. ]

Hello! Hello? Pleasure to meet you, I'm Sexy.

No, no, that's not right. That's his name, not for you.

TARDIS! I'm Time-And-Relative-Dimension-In-Space.

No. Wait. Yes, but no. What was she called?

[ The woman ducks her head, thoughtfully, one translucent nail furiously tapping at her lower lip. Nevermind liquor, she's chattering away way too quickly. ]

Ah! Idris! You may call me Idris.

Where's my thief? Thief! Yoohoo! I know you're only ten. I know we've not met yet, but you know me, surely you do. Will. Have. Tenses! Thief? Has anyone seen my thief?

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[implying]

Well, thank you, I rather agree.

I'm of the beautiful kingdom of Aluthsa, nestled comfortably on Wyander. Perfectly lovely, I'd invite you to a visit if we weren't all a bit stuck here! And what of yourself?

[kissingchamp]

[ Processing, processing kingdom and planet name... Oh. Her brain's not a computer anymore. Fancy that. ]

Oh, here and there! I'm a bit of a traveler. How long have you been here?

[implying]

Oh, near to three months now, I suppose? It's a bit difficult to keep track with so many monsters to be fought and battles to be won, and the like.

But nonetheless, I've been here for more than long enough to answer any questions you may have! Or point out any restaurants you may be looking for. I'd hate to have such a beautiful woman show up hungry!

quick go fill out the shiny planet 4th wall permission I put up (plz?)

[kissingchamp]

[ There's a blink at the word beautiful. Is she beautiful? Or is she just being flattered? Flirting, for her, is only a way of showing affection. The Doctor does it all the time, when they're alone, or if he's very pleased with how she flies him around (or begging her to work and stop sparking so very much...).

As far as restaurants go... she's never eaten. Ever. Not a day in her life. Granted, this is sort of the first day she's had a mouth to feed. ]

Well, I'll ask you the same question I have the others so far:

What do you think about the Initiative? And have you been treated fairly here?

aw yeah done and done B)

[implying]

Ah. [ not the question he'd expected! ] Well — yes, I would say so. They've given us awfully nice apartments! And at no cost, even.