TARDIS | "Idris" (
kissingchamp) wrote in
exsilium2012-11-08 11:45 am
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[ A scruffy woman appears on the screen. Her hair is a wild mess and her eyes are darkly blotted with eyeshadow. She rather looks like a girl that got trashed and passed out with her make-up on. Hold onto your pants - it doesn't get much better. ]
Hello! Hello? Pleasure to meet you, I'm Sexy.
No, no, that's not right. That's his name, not for you.
TARDIS! I'm Time-And-Relative-Dimension-In-Space.
No. Wait. Yes, but no. What was she called?
[ The woman ducks her head, thoughtfully, one translucent nail furiously tapping at her lower lip. Nevermind liquor, she's chattering away way too quickly. ]
Ah! Idris! You may call me Idris.
Where's my thief? Thief! Yoohoo! I know you're only ten. I know we've not met yet, but you know me, surely you do. Will. Have. Tenses! Thief? Has anyone seen my thief?
Hello! Hello? Pleasure to meet you, I'm Sexy.
No, no, that's not right. That's his name, not for you.
TARDIS! I'm Time-And-Relative-Dimension-In-Space.
No. Wait. Yes, but no. What was she called?
[ The woman ducks her head, thoughtfully, one translucent nail furiously tapping at her lower lip. Nevermind liquor, she's chattering away way too quickly. ]
Ah! Idris! You may call me Idris.
Where's my thief? Thief! Yoohoo! I know you're only ten. I know we've not met yet, but you know me, surely you do. Will. Have. Tenses! Thief? Has anyone seen my thief?

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Fenris? Oh, no, Fenris doesn't like me at all. [She smiles; this doesn't bother her that much. Well, it does. But she won't show it.] He doesn't like magic, and I'm a mage. [She's a blood mage, which makes it even worse.]
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[ She gets right to it, doesn't she? ]
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