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[caligulas_aquarium]

[Admittedly he was a little skeptical of this artificial recuperacoon, but after a few days the idea that he could get some sleep really tempts him. Like, really. It gets worse every day until he finally can't take it anymore and risks it. Unfortunately, Equius is a huge fuckup it goes as badly as he thought it might and does nothing but amplify the horrific nightmares that he usually gets when he tries sleeping, to the point that he starts panicking and thrashing about in his sleep. In the midst of all of this he accidentally ingests some of the sopor within the recuperacoon, though for now the freaking out midsleep thing is his main problem.]

[But later, a little while after that's all sorted out, he shows up on video. His hair isn't done so it's messy as hell and even obscuring his eyes because of the length, he has no cape, no rings, no scarf...literally the ampora version of "just dragged himself out of bed". Despite showing up on video however, he doesn't actually say anything. In fact it's like he doesn't even notice, because he's typing up text. With each keystroke, you can hear a little tap.]

guys
hey
i wanna talk about something ok
so just whatever youre doing stop
this is important
are you paying attention
ok
i wanna talk about WIZARDS
do you know how fucking cool wizards are
like holy shit
i fucking love wizards
i used to collect actual statues of them and everything and just left them lying arAND MAGIC
MAN
magic
fucking magic man
i used to collect wands but like a RIDICULOUS amount of wands
it was stupid i mean i had so many i had to shove them all into my refrigerator
and i remember this one time i opened it and they all fell on me
i was seriously buried in the damn things
but you know what i loved them anyway
cause wizards wands magic all of it it is the SHIT
so ok my point is
i know we HAVE wizards here
i want you guys to all come out from hiding
and talk to me
and i guess not all of you are wizards or even magically inclined so
how about the boring people while were talking about things we love how about you just go ahead and tell me what you love
im kidding by the way youre not boring :)

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

they do sound pretty great
shame theres none here
most of the humans here are against wwhat they call unnecessary war and fighting

[symmachy]

Which is ironic, since they've fought wars over incredibly trivial things.

[caligulas_aquarium]

like what

[symmachy]

Small tracts of land, verbal insults, women.

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh
i dont really get it
if you got a reason for war then why does it matter
why go around denyin it
it seems stupid
everyone can clearly see you fightin wars just get over it

[symmachy]

Humans are touchy.