02; Video/Action

[livinuptothename]

All this shit is pretty above my pay grade, so it's not like I'm speaking from experience here or anything, but it seems like we got a crazy ass mix of folks around here.  I don't think I've ever seen so many aliens in m life and I come from a world where those guys are all over the freakin' place.

Though I gotta say, it's freakin' weird to be around a bunch of people who've never heard of Kryptonians before. [Just.  Throwing that word out there.  Vaguely hopeful.]

Anyway.  It's late, I'm bored.  We've got a shit load of aliens and sword and sorcery types up in here.  Tell me somethin' good about your world.  Or tell me something shitty, we can swap horror stories.

[It's late at night, which means it's time for punks in masks asking bullshit questions on the network to keep themselves from broody navel gazing.  Not sleeping is kind of a thing for him, but this not brutalizing strangers who really deserve it thing is kinda new and borderline unpleasant.  Feel free to spot a brightly colored spot skulking around rooftops.]

Comments

[livinuptothename]

What, did I not make that obvious enough? Yes, I'm totally disagreeing with you.

[musclebeast]

D --> Don't disagree with me

[livinuptothename]

Doin' it. Right now.

[musclebeast]

D --> No you're not, you can'r disagree with me because I'm right

[livinuptothename]

Oh, I totally can. Watch:

Horses aren't alluring.

[musclebeast]

D --> Pestilential lies and e%ecrable slander you fumbling dunderhead
D --> I don't a%cept that as viable

[livinuptothename]

Dude, nobody describes horses as alluring. Nobody. They're huge and they smell.

[musclebeast]

D --> Oh my God, your lack of appreciation is making me e%tremely distrot
D --> You will stop

[livinuptothename]

[Oh god, it's so hard to keep a straight face. Distrot. It's like he's talking to Dick.]

Sorry, afraid I canter do that. Maybe you should try reigning in your temper.

[musclebeast]

D --> Do not pun at me, I can't control them when I'm a bale full of nerves you little punk
D --> Stop this e%ceedingly unsolicited horse play now

[livinuptothename]

[Jason shakes his head.]

Neigh.

[musclebeast]

D --> Neigh not
D --> No not neigh
D --> You are being e%tremely agitating

[livinuptothename]

Sorry, man. You just make it way too easy.