009 ♐ Text: Rise from the Void.

[musclebeast]

[FILTERED TO - Alternian/Beforus Trolls]

D --> I've made recupracoons
D --> I only have a limited amount so far but if you would like to request one, now is the time
D --> Unfortunately sopor is still difficult to recreate so I am going through a trail and error process with this e%perimental batch. I will be adjusting it as necessary
D --> If you have questions concerning this and only this, ask now, otherwise don't waste my time, I am still e%tremely busy and would prefer not to pol100te my audio canals with your unsolicited nonsensical blatherings
D --> Such e%cursions will be forbidden unless found to be substantial
D --> Though I suppose considering Sollu% and my current kinship, I e%pect a lamepan, e%ecrable e%ample of a response from his person

[FILTERED TO - Vanadi]

D --> I'm ready

[OPEN]

D --> I've recently finished a few proje% of mine and wish to catch up with my training
D --> I would e%tremely appreciate if anyone would come forward to join me in a sporting show of STRENGTH and technique
D --> Hand to hand combat is preferred, but I wouldn't mind target practice either

[OOC - OH I SHOULD SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.]

[To any trolls who want one of the first recupracoons (there are four not including Equius's own). The sopor is hella experimental.]

[The problems it can cause go as follows:

Hair loss
Intensified nightmares
Green tinge to skin
Loss of appetite
Browning of the claws/nails and horns
Blurriness of vision
vertigo after removing oneself from it
drying of the skin
and nausea!

Feel free to have any of these happen, none, or hell, MULTIPLE happen. None is permanent though! Equius will be keeping himself open to complaints about these so he can continue trying to perfect it.

Anyone that us, eats it, if they try to? It will probably have a more intense drugging effect and most likely will make you more sick! OR NOT. WHO KNOWS. You guys are all lab rats.]

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

i know h2h combat ;o

[musclebeast]

D --> That's surprising
D --> All right then, do you wish to spar

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[bombsaway]

How about I just shoot stuff at ya, and you can like, punch them out of the air! Teeheehee!

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[musclebeast]

I did say target practice was viable. I have a bow- I rather... [Licks lips.] Enjoy archery.

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[misplacedxsheath]

It has been a while since I've faced a worthwhile opponent. If you feel you can keep up with me in hand to hand combat, I'm more than willing to give you the opportunity to prove it.

Video

[musclebeast]

[He stares, adjusting his shades. Oh come now, people here really seem to underestimate his strength.]

Keep up with you? Excuse me, I have yet to find anyone to contest my extreme amounts of STRENGTH.

[Video]

[hornedomen]

I’d like to train with you.

[Video]

[musclebeast]

In what manner? I am rather open, training of all kinds is beneficial.

[failtsuninari]

Hand to hand combat, huh? I might be able to help with that.

I'm guessing with that typing quirk, that you must be a troll too.

[musclebeast]

D --> Might isn't going to be good enough
D --> I will shatter your bones if you aren't up to the task, I can assure you of that
D --> Yes, you are correct

[urnotafraid]

...what? [ Squints at the screen so much. ]

[musclebeast]

D --> If you are saying what because of my quirk, I am not going to waste my time with e%plaining it again
D --> If you are tr001y interested, scower the network, otherwise you aren't worth my time

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[tyrians]

cod zahhak
sound a little more enthusiastic for being so generfish
its like you dont even wanna give em out or somefin

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[musclebeast]

D --> I'm still e%tremely tired, forgive me, highb100d
D --> I don't really enjoy assisting purely to assist
D --> The majority is merely going to benefit from my intelligence and willingness to e%periment
D --> But I suppose I am humbling myself to a degree, like when I created cyberneti% for the Nitram boy

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[shalamayne]

[Have one large King of Stormwind complete with broadsword peering into the camera.]

What kind of weaponry in your hand to hand combat?

video;

[musclebeast]

[Oh, goodness... Bites lip momentarily.]

I use a fistkind.

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[caligulas_aquarium]

finally

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[musclebeast]

D --> I advise you take caution though
D --> As I mentioned, I am still e%perimenting with the sopor solution I have created

[It MIGHT dye your skin a little green, or uh, give you worse nightmares....

Or make your hair fall out.]

[Just uh, just so you know.]

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[implying]

I've don't believe I've ever seen two more welcome words. [ because THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE :( ]

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[musclebeast]

D --> I am free to assist you when you are most comfortable

[asskickersunite]

A bit of physical training doesn't sound like a bad idea. Maybe you can give me a better idea of just what we're up against, it'll help me tune up any equipment I make.

[musclebeast]

D --> This I can 100k into then
D --> I will be in the training facility tomorrow for all those willing to partake of such strife
D --> Be warned, I am e%tremely STRONG and will not hold back

[he can try though, he just sucks at holding back is all.]

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[foolish_seal]

I guess I could use a bit of sparring practice. Been a bit since I've boxed, though.

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[musclebeast]

D --> Then you would partake of this training or not
D --> And by bo%ing I assume you mean the fighting style, unless it's different from where you come from

[bratworth]

By 'projects' would you be referring to that list you were compiling the other month?

[musclebeast]

D --> Actually yes, this list will need to be updated again though, due to new arrivals

[biwinning]

not iin the mood for 2elf-fufiilliing propheciie2 riight now.
ju2t tell me when you have the red and blue one done and ii'll take iit.

[musclebeast]

D --> It's done

Voice;

[studieswaitressing]

Just name the time and place and I'm sure I can make an appearance.

Voice;

[musclebeast]

Oh, well, whenever you'd like. I mean- I command you to tell me whenever and where you would like.

[fintastic]

You finally finis)(ed!
W)(en can I come see? 38D

[musclebeast]

D --> Oh, e%cuse my Princess, but I feel as though my current dwelling would be ill suited for someone of your esteemed lineage
D --> It's a mess

[getwrenched]

Good to see you again, Equius! I'm afraid I'm no help with, ah, training, but if you've got time between projects I'd still love to hear more from you about what it is you work on at your home.

[musclebeast]

D --> Yes, I believe we spoke around the time I began this project
D --> E%cuse my sudden absence, I had more important things to spend my time on
D --> Though now I would be open to interchanging information on prostheti% if you are still smart enough to be interested

[honkalypse]

[He just replies, so who even knows if he managed to keep even the original filter. He's so upset by the revelation that he barely hits send correctly.]

NO NO NO NO NO MOTHERFUCKING NO
know what you're up to
KNOW WHAT ALL YOU'VE GOT YOUR PLANNING ON FOR
you destroy them all motherfucker
YOU MOTHERFUCKING GET YOUR LISTEN ON
you motherfucking get rid of all of that shit

[musclebeast]

D --> Uh