exsilium | 003

so it seems its that time where they r bringing in new recruists and it got me thinking
how do they know waht ppl to being in?
* bring
i mean is it totally random and they dont even know wtf is being brought in
or is there throught proceess behind it?
also what if you are literally stoot in a group of ppl at the time and only 1 gets brought in
like hmm we have this cute guy w/glasses here who all sorts of knows how to shoot guns and has daily fighting practice w/robobs and animals
or the sweet girl thats heiress to an evil empire and survives all these assassinasstion attempts shed b so cool 2 have
or the evne hotter guy w/ rad ninja sword skills who a better fighter than anyboby weve seen who could build us deadaly robots
but no
screw them we will leave them all there
lets take that drunk girl right there who was dead just a min ago since she obvs has all the skills an winning army needs

so does anybody know at all
i mean mayeb it was mentioned before and i wasnt really lsitenign or something idk
* lisgtening
..
* listening
ha take that red squiggley line

i guess i just wondered why it was me that got brought here
and i miss my freinds :(

p.s. hi 2 all new peeps if id idnt say hi already

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i dotn want 2 stop the pink text tho

but yes
i kind off got the impression they were p much idiots not knowing wht they r doing

Precisely. I mainly work independently from them and make use of their technology. They have no control over me. [ at least, as far as he thinks. ]

As for your text, does it seem like I care?

no but i also dont care if u care or not

You don't care that it may be particularly annoying to read.

How very considerate of you. Such a kind spirit looking out for readability for your fellow transports.

Tch. How ignorant.

you could just not reply anymore if ur here to complain
becuase i dont feel like changinging it rn
which i would have odne if u asked nicely
but no

who r u anyway

Hmph. I am not about to sugarcoat any of my requests.

Fine. At the very least, I will tell you this much:

My name is Shadow, and I am Earth's Ultimate Lifeform. I am also the Ultimate Dictator of Typography, self-proclaimed, for just this very moment.

If you are to question me further, stop typing in pink. Otherwise, I am done with you.

i think you mean self porclaimed ultimate dick

but go on then i will indulge you

what would earhts ultimate lifeform be
since if you were human youd just say that

Much better.

Also, not self-proclaimed. If such were the case, I would agree that I am the Ultimate 'Dick', which I do not.

Anyway, I am the most powerful hedgehog on Earth. Sorry, Earht.

oh wait thats what he meant by quillkbeasts
*quill
ok i know now
theres no hedgehogs on my Earht so i guess y'all went exinct or something

'He'. Who is this 'he', and why does he refer to hedgehogs as... quillbeasts?

[ da fuq ]

Extinction, however, is likely. You've agreed to two plausible theories. How impressive. [ not really lol!!! ]

oh just my friend he was tlakin about quillbeasts earlier and i guess he was meaning u
or another you if theres more than one hedgehog round here

wow u really enjoy your sarcasm huh just what am i going to do after being so throughouly burned by you

[ wow dis arse ]

You may want to apply some fresh water to the burn. A shower will be most efficient in your case.

Yes, there is another hedgehog. It is likely that one is the one he is acquainted with, not me.

[ he doesn't... acquaint with people very often ]

why is the other one a terrible asshole too

[She's talking about Eridan by the way because quillbeasts are BAAAAAANNED from their cool army]

Finally, something we can agree upon.

Yes, he is an 'asshole', should we resort to more vulgar language. He is also simple-minded, impatient, reckless, and bothersome.

[ oh hey talking about sonic's flaws, that's his favorite thing!!! ]

okay is that actual facts or is that jsust what you think since you probably say that aboat everybody
*about

No, that is actual fact. Given that he runs at the speed of sound, no exaggeration, it should be expected that he will dive head-long into anything without patience or heed.

As for being below-average intelligence and being an annoyance, you should meet him yourself to see what I mean.

...

'Aboat'.

Here I thought I was dealing with yet more ocean-punny people for a moment.

haha no fuck those fishpuns
i mean fef can use them since shes cute + suit her
but the other one
man she can fuck her pums

I would take those puns over your garish pink text any day.

[ oh shit he said it WHAT NOW ]

well guess what i dont give a shit so go have fun w/ ur fish themed conversations

Fine then. I will. Absolutely no loss.

cya

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