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[tipsygnostalgia]

so it seems its that time where they r bringing in new recruists and it got me thinking
how do they know waht ppl to being in?
* bring
i mean is it totally random and they dont even know wtf is being brought in
or is there throught proceess behind it?
also what if you are literally stoot in a group of ppl at the time and only 1 gets brought in
like hmm we have this cute guy w/glasses here who all sorts of knows how to shoot guns and has daily fighting practice w/robobs and animals
or the sweet girl thats heiress to an evil empire and survives all these assassinasstion attempts shed b so cool 2 have
or the evne hotter guy w/ rad ninja sword skills who a better fighter than anyboby weve seen who could build us deadaly robots
but no
screw them we will leave them all there
lets take that drunk girl right there who was dead just a min ago since she obvs has all the skills an winning army needs

so does anybody know at all
i mean mayeb it was mentioned before and i wasnt really lsitenign or something idk
* lisgtening
..
* listening
ha take that red squiggley line

i guess i just wondered why it was me that got brought here
and i miss my freinds :(

p.s. hi 2 all new peeps if id idnt say hi already

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[tipsygnostalgia]

The universe and Earth was being destroyed and I died but then my friend kissed my corpse to bring me back to life on this moon where I saw his other KO'd body and my dead friend, but he woke up and kissed her to bring her back, then we got on a rocket board and flew through space to a portal on a meteor which took us to the island where our other friend lives who was kissing our other guy-friends decapitated head.

Yeah. So, sort of important things going on!

[asskickersunite]

So do people making out with dead corpses happen a lot where you come from?

[tipsygnostalgia]

It's the only way to bring them back to life if they still have a dream self!

I'm just pissed off I had to be dead for it to happen. Sucks.

[> KISSED BY CRUSH >YOU ARE DEAD FOR IT >OH WOE IS ROXY]

[asskickersunite]

I can see why that would be a bummer.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Total bummer.

[asskickersunite]

Well, maybe you'll get another chance with your crush when you're not so dead. Hell, maybe you can take him on an awesome of a date as I did my girlfriend.

Ok, so it was less of a date and more cleaving demons in half and running them over with my car, but it still fuckin' ruled.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Not gonna happen because he's totally gay, or not gay just not in to me, or whatever it was.

Anyway I think I sort of.. just got a date? Like a few mins ago.

[asskickersunite]

Sorry to hear it. I know what it's like when you're into someone, and they don't really see you like that.

[Or in Eddie's case, want to kill you out of a spite filled revenge.]

Oh yeah? With who, if you don't mind me asking?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah? It really sucks doesn't it?

And it's this guy called Eridan.

[asskickersunite]

Yeah. Maybe one of these days I'll tell you more about it. We worked shit out eventually, but you could learn from my mistakes, if nothing else.

I don't think I've met him yet, but there are a lot of people being brought in, aren't there?

[tipsygnostalgia]

There are! He's been here for a while though, he's been teaching me how to use magic. [Taking this opportunity to call it MAGIC not SCIENCE since he's not around!]

...What weapon did you pick?

[asskickersunite]

Something I brought with me.

[Roxy might notice at this point there are two weapons strapped to Eddie's back. His guitar, and his battle axe. Eddie reaches for the guitar, a black flying V with flames rising from the bottom of the body painted on it. The instrument itself looks very well taken care of.]

Meet Clementine, she's gotten me out of a lot of trouble, and she can shoot lightning.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh, that's pretty cool.

[asskickersunite]

You think that's cool, wait until I start making lightning strike or lighting some asshole on fire.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[She grins a little at that]

I'll be sure to keep an eye out next time we have a mission or an attack or something. Or even in the training halls.

[asskickersunite]

Just come hang out with me in the training hall. Less chaotic and distracting than if we're on a mission.

[tipsygnostalgia]

You've got a deal!