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[tipsygnostalgia]

so it seems its that time where they r bringing in new recruists and it got me thinking
how do they know waht ppl to being in?
* bring
i mean is it totally random and they dont even know wtf is being brought in
or is there throught proceess behind it?
also what if you are literally stoot in a group of ppl at the time and only 1 gets brought in
like hmm we have this cute guy w/glasses here who all sorts of knows how to shoot guns and has daily fighting practice w/robobs and animals
or the sweet girl thats heiress to an evil empire and survives all these assassinasstion attempts shed b so cool 2 have
or the evne hotter guy w/ rad ninja sword skills who a better fighter than anyboby weve seen who could build us deadaly robots
but no
screw them we will leave them all there
lets take that drunk girl right there who was dead just a min ago since she obvs has all the skills an winning army needs

so does anybody know at all
i mean mayeb it was mentioned before and i wasnt really lsitenign or something idk
* lisgtening
..
* listening
ha take that red squiggley line

i guess i just wondered why it was me that got brought here
and i miss my freinds :(

p.s. hi 2 all new peeps if id idnt say hi already

Comments

[crusthatecean]

YES.
YOU HAVE ONE BLANK EYE LIKE GHOSTS HAVE AND ONE EMPTY SOCKET.
IT LOOKS SO STUPID.

[biwinning]

"liike gho2t2 have"
ii'm wiithout word2 for how dumb you 2ound riight now.
liike ii've 2een a fuckiing gho2t before.
p.2. you can't 2ee them they're IINVII2IIBLE.
2orry kk, mu2t have mii22ed that traiin riide everyone hopped on and apparently 2AW GHO2T2.

[crusthatecean]

OKAY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MY LIFE HAS BEEN LIKE.
CAN YOU PLEASE JUST ACCEPT THAT GHOSTS HAVE CREEPY BLANK OCULARS WITHOUT GIVING ME A HARD TIME ABOUT IT.
THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKING GREAT.
AND EVEN IF YOU DON'T THE JOKE IS STILL ON YOU, BECAUSE I'M NOT THE ONE WHO BECOMES AN EMBARRASSING HALF GHOST AND FLOATS AROUND OUTSIDE HIS OWN BODY.
MAKING FUN OF GHOSTS IS JUST MAKING FUN OF YOURSELF, SO I COULDN'T AGREE MORE, SICK BURN, BRO, YOU REALLY TOLD ALL THE GHOSTS OUT THERE.

[biwinning]

boo hoo vanta2 ha2 a hard liife.
bro ii turn iintwo a half-dead half-aliive freak accordiing two you doe2 that 2ound liike iit'2 made of giiggle2 and cloudle22 niight2??
whatever.
at lea2t iit 2ound2... appropriiate.
leave iit two me two faiil at even DYIING.
what the hell diid ii do, ju2t WANDER OUT OF THE AFTERLIIFE??
future-captor you fuckiing moron.

[crusthatecean]

PRETTY MUCH THAT.
LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THIS, IT'S STUPID.
KANAYA IS RIGHT, NO ONE CARES ABOUT ANY OF THIS, SO WHY EVEN DISCUSS IT.
IT'S ONLY THE GRISLY FATE HANGING OVER ALL OF OUR HEADS.

[biwinning]

you brought iit up, don't look at me.

[crusthatecean]

I KNOW I BROUGHT IT UP!
TO KANAYA, ALTHOUGH YOU ARE THE ONE WHO STARTED BLAMING ME FOR YOUR NON-EXISTENT DEATH LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
SO I ONLY FURTHER BROUGHT IT UP TO DEFEND MYSELF FROM YOUR BASELESS ACCUSATIONS.
AND NOW I AM UNBRINGING IT UP.
I AM REMOVING IT FROM THE AVAILABLE SELECTION OF CONVERSATIONS.
CHOOSE ANY TERRIBLE CONVERSATION TOPIC YOU WANT, JUST NOT THIS ONE.

[biwinning]

how far iin the future are you "from".

[crusthatecean]

THAT'S COMPLICATED.
IT'S A MATTER OF HOURS PAST WHERE KANAYA IS FROM, ROUGHLY SIX OR SEVEN.
BUT A LOT HAS HAPPENED.
THE DETAILS OF WHICH WE'VE AGREED NOT TO GET INTO.

[biwinning]

alriight fiine next que2tiion.
what room are you iin.

[crusthatecean]

901. YOU?