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[tipsygnostalgia]

so it seems its that time where they r bringing in new recruists and it got me thinking
how do they know waht ppl to being in?
* bring
i mean is it totally random and they dont even know wtf is being brought in
or is there throught proceess behind it?
also what if you are literally stoot in a group of ppl at the time and only 1 gets brought in
like hmm we have this cute guy w/glasses here who all sorts of knows how to shoot guns and has daily fighting practice w/robobs and animals
or the sweet girl thats heiress to an evil empire and survives all these assassinasstion attempts shed b so cool 2 have
or the evne hotter guy w/ rad ninja sword skills who a better fighter than anyboby weve seen who could build us deadaly robots
but no
screw them we will leave them all there
lets take that drunk girl right there who was dead just a min ago since she obvs has all the skills an winning army needs

so does anybody know at all
i mean mayeb it was mentioned before and i wasnt really lsitenign or something idk
* lisgtening
..
* listening
ha take that red squiggley line

i guess i just wondered why it was me that got brought here
and i miss my freinds :(

p.s. hi 2 all new peeps if id idnt say hi already

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[tipsygnostalgia]

oh was he your troll leader
i jsut assumed it was maybe feferi since she is the princess heriress person after all
janey was our group leader

[speakveryclearly]

There Was Much Contention Over The Position
Oddly Enough Feferi Was Never One Of The Candidates
But Karkat Ultimately Became The Leader Of The Trolls Yes

[tipsygnostalgia]

ohh
well there u go you have your lader back
* leader
lucky :3

[speakveryclearly]

Theres So Much Luck Here Im Almost Wondering If A Player Of Light Is At Work
Or One Might Even Say W8ing In The Wings

Light Is The Aspect Of Luck And We Had A God Tier Player Of Said Aspect Who Gained Wings Upon Her Ascension
She Also Used 8s In Her Quirk

[tipsygnostalgia]

ohh
i dont think i met anyone like that
beforre coming here i only ever talked to 2 trolls nd then they turned out not tobe trolls anyway

[speakveryclearly]

How Does A Troll
Turn Out Not To Be A Troll

[tipsygnostalgia]

she told me
shortly beforeshenanigans went down
that she was actually a cherub!
idk what that is though and she wouldnt let me see :(

i actually miss her lots too

[speakveryclearly]

I Was Never Particularly Clear On That Aspect Of Alternian Mythology
But Im Not Exactly Surprised She Wouldnt Be Eager To Detail Her Appearance

[tipsygnostalgia]

i know she isnt like normal cherubs or angels
or what youd normally think about them
since thats what i asked about first and she said it wasnt like that
but they were playing a session too
this tlak about sburb reminded me about her
but i think
she might b in real trouble :(

[speakveryclearly]

Is That So
Just How Many Races Must Play This Game

[tipsygnostalgia]

at least 3!

[speakveryclearly]

Id Always Thought It Would Be More Iterative
The Members Of Race A Would Play And Create The Members Of Race B Who Would Simply Worship The A Players As Gods Until It Was Time For Their Session Where They Would Create C
And So On Through The Entire Alphabet

[tipsygnostalgia]

expect for the part where it all fucks up + nobody wins ever and jsut sort of

idek kanaya
like ive said to others we were onyl just enetering + already totalyl screwed ourselves over
* entering

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah That Is The Part That
Skaia Conveniently Left Out

[tipsygnostalgia]

like the hey play this 2 save your worlds
fine print: spoilers we actually destroy in in the first fucking place

scumbag skaia

THAT SHOULD BE AN ACTUAL ADVICE ANIMAL...

[speakveryclearly]

Create A New Universe To Rule
That You Cant Enter And That We Will Also Destroy

Exsil-photoshop strikes again

[tipsygnostalgia]

I AM CRACKING UP

[speakveryclearly]

Thats Entirely Accurate
But Why Is It Wearing A Hat

ME TOO OMG

[tipsygnostalgia]

on earth it was a meme
some douchebag in that hat who did douchebag stuff

YEP YEP YEP

[speakveryclearly]

Ok Then I Rescind My Inquiry
This Is Literally Perfect

godddd

[tipsygnostalgia]

hell yeah im gonna keep that file saved B)

[speakveryclearly]

What Else Could We Add
Shows The Future
Which Is Actually The Past

[tipsygnostalgia]

makes u ned time/space players to win

doesnt give you time or space players

I will courteously ignore the color

[speakveryclearly]

Puts Half Of Your Players Onto Derse

Within Reach Of The Horrorterrors

SOBBBB

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh man i didnt even rly see them
since i was mostly sleeping on derse
dirk said i just went and floated out into them all the time goign wherever i went
what if one of [them ate me or something
:/