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[tipsygnostalgia]

so it seems its that time where they r bringing in new recruists and it got me thinking
how do they know waht ppl to being in?
* bring
i mean is it totally random and they dont even know wtf is being brought in
or is there throught proceess behind it?
also what if you are literally stoot in a group of ppl at the time and only 1 gets brought in
like hmm we have this cute guy w/glasses here who all sorts of knows how to shoot guns and has daily fighting practice w/robobs and animals
or the sweet girl thats heiress to an evil empire and survives all these assassinasstion attempts shed b so cool 2 have
or the evne hotter guy w/ rad ninja sword skills who a better fighter than anyboby weve seen who could build us deadaly robots
but no
screw them we will leave them all there
lets take that drunk girl right there who was dead just a min ago since she obvs has all the skills an winning army needs

so does anybody know at all
i mean mayeb it was mentioned before and i wasnt really lsitenign or something idk
* lisgtening
..
* listening
ha take that red squiggley line

i guess i just wondered why it was me that got brought here
and i miss my freinds :(

p.s. hi 2 all new peeps if id idnt say hi already

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[crusthatecean]

OH.

SURE, "COOL 2 MEET YOU 2"
*THAT GENERAL SENTIMENT EXPRESSED LESS SARCASTICALLY.

THIS IS JUST SORT OF DISCONCERTING, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ANYMORE.

[tipsygnostalgia]

nobody rly knows exactly
apart from we were sent here to fight things and then p much left 2 our own deivices after that
at least you have somefriends here tho
because you being here makes you 7 trolls i think
no wait 8

[crusthatecean]

THAT'S WHAT I'VE HEARD.

THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM WITH THAT COUNT.
THERE AREN'T EIGHT TROLLS.
ALIVE.
IN THE ENTIRE SPAN OF POSSIBLE UNIVERSES.

[tipsygnostalgia]

dead ppl are also brought here and made to be alive again
there is kanaya here obvs
eridan feferi and meenah 4 seatrolls
equius and sollux
and the creepy juggalo guy whos name i forgot

[crusthatecean]

GAMZEE. I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL MEENAH IS, THOUGH.

THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
THEY CAN'T BE ALIVE.
THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY, NOTHING FUCKING WORKS THAT WAY. WHEN YOU'RE DEAD, YOU'RE DEAD.

WELL, BESIDES DREAMSELVES. AND GODTIERS. AND BECOMING A BLOODSUCKING ANIMATED UNDEAD.
AND NUMEROUS OTHER STUPID THINGS.

BUT THOSE ARE GAME MECHANICS, THAT'S DIFFERENT. THIS IS LIKE,
THE WRITING WAS ON THE WALL.
ALMOST AS THOUGH SOME JACKASS HAD GONE AND SCRAWLED A PERSONAL DEATH CONFIRMATION FOR EACH ONE.
OFFICIALLY, "DEAD."

I'M JUST SPEAKING METAPHORICALLY, OBVIOUSLY, NO ONE WAS WRITING ANYTHING ON ANY WALLS THAT WASN'T HONK HONK I'M A MURDEROUS HONKING SHITHEAD, BUT DEATH IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN SOMETHING, YOU KNOW?

[tipsygnostalgia]

i dont know how they do it
but i can assure you that everyone just mentioned is here alive and well

[crusthatecean]

WE STILL NEED A FEW, BUT THAT'S ALMOST EVERYONE WE LOST.

OKAY. I NEED TO THINK ABOUT THIS.

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah idk how it must feel to suddenly be in a weird place w/ dead people you thoguht were dead but are now alive

[crusthatecean]

EXHAUSTING.

AND THEY ARE ALL SO BEHIND ON EVERYTHING, AND THEY DON'T CARE.
I DIDN'T EVEN GET MURDERED, SO IF THE ONES WHO DID AREN'T ANGRY ABOUT IT, DO I EVEN HAVE THE RIGHT TO GIVE A SHIT?
BUT TO MOST OF THEM THEM IT SEEMS LIKE THEY JUST SEE IT AS SOME LOONYBLOCK NONSENSE THAT WENT DOWN IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE.
TO ME IT REALLY HAPPENED. JUST NOW.

AND IF THIS ISN'T THE ALPHA TIMELINE, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR US?

[tipsygnostalgia]

i think you still do
i mean even if u werent kileld you still had to see friends murdered
id still be pissed @ whoever it was
and idk
doomed to fail or somethign i guess

[crusthatecean]

YEAH.
LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THIS, I'M TIRED OF TALKING ABOUT IT.

SO. YOU'RE A HUMAN WHO PLAYS SGRUB. DO YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, JOHN AND JADE AND ROSE AND THE OTHERS?

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah
ive been trying 2 figure it all out w/kanaya but idk whats up
like she says i look liek the clone of roses mom
but rose is my mom
and then dirk is apaprently daves bro
but i know that dave is actually DIRKS bigbro
its all one huge cluster fuck that idek whats going on

[crusthatecean]

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
THE WORDS ALL MEAN SOMETHING BUT PUT THEM TOGETHER AND IT'S GIBBERISH.
BUT OKAY, SO YOU KNOW ROSE AND DAVE IN SOME VAGUE ECTOCLONE WAY.
THE EXTRA WIGGLERS.
THE ONES DENIED THE HONOR OF HAVING TO PLAY FLOPBEAST GRUBSAP TO THE DEMENTED MACHINATIONS OF A LUNATIC.
ONLY SOMEHOW EVERYTHING IS CONFUSED AND SWITCHED AROUND.

[tipsygnostalgia]

yes we r ectorelated i guess
and somehow she is my mom
yet also somehow my daughter
idk i have just given up trying to work it out until i see them
if i see them

and now we r playing sburb and its a pile of balls + everything going wrong and i hate that spupid game

[crusthatecean]

I HATE IT TOO.
IT'S PILES OF MAMMOTH SWEATY SHAME GLOBES NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO.
IT'S INTENTIONALLY SET UP TO FUCK YOU OVER.
BUT WHAT CAN YOU DO?

[tipsygnostalgia]

nothing much
like literally nothing since its going 2 b like that anyway
plus were here and unable to get back to it anyways
so
i guess theres no choice but to focus on this place for now
train + make friends + win this stupid war

[crusthatecean]

AS OBNOXIOUS AS IT IS TO BE SPAWNED HERE AND ASKED TO FIGHT THEIR BATTLES,
THEY AT LEAST HAVEN'T DROPPED ANY METEORS ON US AND ENDED ALL LIFE ON OUR PLANETS.
AT LEAST THERE'S THAT.
ACTUALLY, THEY DON'T SEEM BAD AT ALL.
ERIDAN APPARENTLY HAS ISSUE WITH THEM BUT THAT SEEMS MORE OF A POINT IN THEIR FAVOR, ERIDAN IS A BACKSTABBING TOOL.

[tipsygnostalgia]

hes not that bad