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[shalamayne]

[It's extremely obvious that someone who isn't used to this kind of technology has been unleashed upon the tablet. And this is the most successful attempt. At least Varian has managed to find the text function.]

i will not be taking part in any of your games do you hear me? if you think i will be rolling over and just accepting that you are taking a man hostage in the most dire of times then you are thinking wrong. i do not care what your reasoning in i have things that require being taken care of back in stormwind

how dare you, that you have even attempted this. you wILL SEND ME BACK RIGHT NOW. DEATHWING'S ARMIES ARE ON THE MARCH UPON THE WORLD AND YOU HAND ME SOME KEY AND TELL ME TO GO LIVE IN A HOUSE? I WILL NOT TAKE THIS SITTING DOWN I WILL SPEAK TO YOUR LEADER AND YOU WILL SEND ME BACK. I DO NOT CARE HOW THIS HAPPENED I ONLY CARE THAT YOU WILL FIX THIS AND FIX IT RIGHT NOW. EVEN THis device is some gnomish contraption that is a pain to use. someone had better be reading this. who's in charge? where are they?

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[shalamayne]

that is no excuse for staying put at the hands of captors. you may stay behind me if you wish.

[inanimates]

Wouldn't that be a bit of a burden. I mean, if you were going to protect me.

[shalamayne]

you do not strike me as the kind who would go running headfirst into a mob of beasts.

[inanimates]

[AWKWARD CHUCKLING] Well. You'd be right there.

[another awkward pause because what is he doing with his life] You're not going... to ask anyone else to go with you, are you?

[shalamayne]

[You can't see it, but that was the sound of Varian giving up. Some people just aren't cut out for fighting after all.]

It's fine. you stay here and i will bring help when i find it.

[inanimates]

[RELIEVED SIGH THANK GOD]

Thank you. Sorry. I'm–I hope you stay safe.