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[flynninomite]

dear comrades in arms, elves, et cetera;

recently acquired (5) rare artifacts during mission, willing to sell one or more for right price or barter. details as follows:

known to citizens of earth as the sankara stones. magical properties, including but not limited to: healing, resurrection, prosperity, fire-based destruction.

please submit any inquiries or offers via direct reply. all replies will be automatically screened for privacy to protect identity of bidders.

enjoy the remainder of your vacation, and try not to inhale too many chemicals.

Comments

[chartom]

It's been educational, certainly

In the end you can't expect a walking fantasy cliché to be anything but half-baked

[flynninomite]

fair point again. they always seem so on top of things in the films; guess that's hollywood for you.