2nd ☓ text; anonymous (2-way encryption)

[flynninomite]

dear comrades in arms, elves, et cetera;

recently acquired (5) rare artifacts during mission, willing to sell one or more for right price or barter. details as follows:

known to citizens of earth as the sankara stones. magical properties, including but not limited to: healing, resurrection, prosperity, fire-based destruction.

please submit any inquiries or offers via direct reply. all replies will be automatically screened for privacy to protect identity of bidders.

enjoy the remainder of your vacation, and try not to inhale too many chemicals.

Comments

[totallytrustworthy]

more in the market for tibetan relics tbh

[flynninomite]

that right? i'm sure i could dig up a few items of interest.

you ever held a real phurba dagger?

[totallytrustworthy]

i seem to remember one being pressed into my hand @ a fw highly inopportune moments

[flynninomite]

don't remember hearing any complaints.

[totallytrustworthy]

with how I handle relics?

im surprised you remember anything substantial at all

[flynninomite]

can't argue with that.

professional opinion, is it pushing it to make a joke about phurbas opening gates?

p.s. remind me to show you some of these conversations. now fairly certain half the idiots here are from alien planets.

[totallytrustworthy]

wouldnt if i were you

took you a while to find them after all

esp after a few


O are we having show and tell? sign me up

[flynninomite]

well that's cutting. i fear i'll never love again.

maybe show and tell over a few - swear i'll be able to find the texts, even if it takes me a few tries.

[totallytrustworthy]

need a heart to bleed m8

yeah sure ill drop in and well test that out

ill give you 20 if you manage it b4 passing out