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[flynninomite]

dear comrades in arms, elves, et cetera;

recently acquired (5) rare artifacts during mission, willing to sell one or more for right price or barter. details as follows:

known to citizens of earth as the sankara stones. magical properties, including but not limited to: healing, resurrection, prosperity, fire-based destruction.

please submit any inquiries or offers via direct reply. all replies will be automatically screened for privacy to protect identity of bidders.

enjoy the remainder of your vacation, and try not to inhale too many chemicals.

Comments

[sithiche]

Do they actually work? This realm isn't exactly brimming with intrinsic magic.

[flynninomite]

i'm not particularly skilled in the magic department, but i've had some luck with setting things on fire.

they'd most likely benefit from a more practiced touch.

[sithiche]

Right.

I don't need them.

[flynninomite]

your call.

i'm sure they'd make great kindling replacement for a fireplace if you're not skilled enough to make them work otherwise.

[sithiche]

If you don't even know how these things work, why should anyone believe that you know that you have the real thing in the first place?

[flynninomite]

normal rocks don't generally set things on fire.

but in the interest of full disclosure, mystical items are at buyer's risk. these things tend to be unpredictable.

if gambling's not your thing, no harm done.

[sithiche]

Don't need fancy rocks to get my magic kicks.

Just curious exactly how volatile this shit is, if you're going to go around peddling it to the highest bidder.

[flynninomite]

i'm well aware that magical items can be time bombs in the wrong hands. don't worry, i'll get a mystical cv from anyone who makes an offer.

[sithiche]

Oh bugger, I left mine in another dimension. Didn't realise anyone would be checking references.

[flynninomite]

crying shame, you could be missing out on the find of the century.

appreciate the interest. maybe next time if you've got the stones.

[ and no, not talking about mystical stones. although technically... ]

[sithiche]

I'm sure.