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[toothpicc]

[GODS how do you use this thing? Hiccup will be pushing buttons and every now and then there's a short 'Wow', or 'Well that didn't work.' or... various other mildly frustrated phrases and then finally.]

Okay... so I push this and... tilt it like. Oh! Hey, I think it's working. If that... green light thing means what I think it means.

Okay! So. ... Everyone. I guess. [Man, how's he going to put this? He'll speak slowly, it's obvious he's double thinking this. Enjoy the elaborate hand gestures as he tries to describe his sentences.]

I haaave a question for you.

[More hesitation and some minor background noise since no one responds right away.]

I guess I should just come out and say it then, huh?

Right um. So how does everyone feel aboooouuut dragons?

Not that. You know, it's a big deal or something to be worried about or anything. Just... a general question of curiosity. Right. [Not suspicious, nope. NOPE.]

I'll just... hope somebody actually heard that.

Comments

[strongeralone]

No

[He used to be good with children. Now, he hasn't the patience anymore.]

[toothpicc]

All right well... from my experience, meaning any dragons from Berk, they don't really like it. Scares them a bit, I guess. And I'm not completely sure about around here buuuut they do like a specific kind of grass. Grows in some places back home. I haven't seen it around here though... then again this places doesn't really seem fond of grass or trees or... almost anything but people.

[That's not... so devastating or paralyzing to use against a dragon, right? At least curiosity satisfying?]

[strongeralone]

[Icelandic eel and grass?! Is he fucking serious?!

He's had enough of this bullshit and the conversation is cut.]