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[vampirique]

i had been in the initiative library and i was doing some needed studies. in particular i was learning about some fey so that i could be more prepared to deal with potential enemies.

most namely artemis though i imagine there are more fey here. if they are not as rude nor as abrupt as this young englishman then they may disregard my disdain thank you.

i have learnt that lucky charms will ward these creatures away

i am not sure if this includes the cereal that is thus titled "lucky charms" but i am not taking my chances with fey so i am attempting to find

what i can only assume is the closest relative to these lucky charms cereal boxes

unless there is still lucky charms cereal in the future in which case you may disregard the notion of its closest relative thank you.

Comments

[vampirique]

you have not thought of frightening things while you are here in this place ?

[whatsupcroc]

Yes? Doesn't mean I spend hours moping about how scary something could be!

[vampirique]

i did not imply that hours were spent

what is "moping"

[whatsupcroc]

Moping is when you go off alone and frown and sigh a lot and thing about how things are unfair or how much you don't like something and you're grumpy and want to be alone but also don't like the being alone so you sigh louder!

[vampirique]

i see

there are very many of my kind who do that

it is kind of their thing

[whatsupcroc]

Your kind?

No offense but that is way way boring. Are they all masters of sulk?

[vampirique]

that is kind of why we keep to ourselves

we do not enjoy the company of others whove the habit of doing that very thing

yes, you could say that.

[whatsupcroc]

Wait so you don't like each other beause you're all like each other and so you hang out alone instead of with anyone I'm starting to get lost in all this in-a-funk talk!

[vampirique]

lol :o)

[ oh god someone make him stop ]

yes, that is it

for some reason it is assumed that we travel in packs or congregations or somesuch. it is nonsense so i decided upon early clarification

[whatsupcroc]

What's lol?

Hahaha that is so silly you're not wolves or lions or coyotes!

[vampirique]

it is laughing from my understanding

it is because i chuckled on the front of the computer that is not the internet

[ what ]

yes see it is silly indeed !

[whatsupcroc]

Bless you??!?

[vampirique]

im sorry ?

[whatsupcroc]

You just said that really weirdly!

[vampirique]

oh

yes i am not terribly fantastic with english

[whatsupcroc]

No you're doing great! English is a crazy language.

[vampirique]

yes i also would call it crazy you are correct

[whatsupcroc]

Then again I think more languages would be that way if they kept absorbing words and inventing new ones like English does these days!