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[vampirique]

i had been in the initiative library and i was doing some needed studies. in particular i was learning about some fey so that i could be more prepared to deal with potential enemies.

most namely artemis though i imagine there are more fey here. if they are not as rude nor as abrupt as this young englishman then they may disregard my disdain thank you.

i have learnt that lucky charms will ward these creatures away

i am not sure if this includes the cereal that is thus titled "lucky charms" but i am not taking my chances with fey so i am attempting to find

what i can only assume is the closest relative to these lucky charms cereal boxes

unless there is still lucky charms cereal in the future in which case you may disregard the notion of its closest relative thank you.

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hehe

[vampirique]

[ did somebody say jiang shi. did someone say munak oc ]

[ After a few seconds, it takes Azrael a moment to reply properly. Then he nods, quietly. ]

He has been exceedingly rude to me—makes fun of me, and my inability to avoid my body's attraction to his blood.

He is also English.

[seamend]

[ aldkjfsdl; HEUHEHUEHEE ]

An attraction to his blood? [ and just raising an eyebrow at the English comment. oh right French ]

[vampirique]

[ Azrael just looks IMMENSELY PERTURBED for a second, then nods. ]

I don't understand it. I was hardly warned. That would be a sire's job, after all. [ b..i..tter. ]

Fae blood, over all blood, is overwhelming—due, perhaps, to its magical properties? I do not know for certain. That is why I was studying.

[seamend]

[ She squints. partly due to the sire comment(sounds like something out of a romance novel) and partly for the very concerning part about blood. yikes ]

I see. So you have no way to...control this reaction? But why ward fae away? Other than Artemis causing some trouble.

[vampirique]

[ LMAO R00D its from his hxc lyfe ok you dont understand and neither does the cashier at hot topic when he has to buy his mcr albums with his fuckin eyeliner jesus check ur fuckin privilege ]

—I can control it, when he hides its scent. Additionally, he is rude enough that I think it would be fun to make a bit of a game.

[seamend]

[ Hey Aileen's seen Anne Rice books at the bookstore okay and come on what about the depressing poetry you gotta have the the depressing poetry how else will all that eyeliner runtears of blood??? ]

I can't say I think risking his life is much of a game.

[vampirique]

[ WAIT HOLD UP SLOW YOUR MER-ROLL ]

—risking his life?

[ ugh i need a shocked expression sf badly ugh ugh ]

[seamend]

We are speaking of you drinking his blood for his magic, correct?!

[ man I know that icon blues well :'( ]

[vampirique]

Rather, I mean to say that I would keep him at bay with these charms so that I would not attempt to consume his blood. I would not do that. Not without permission.

[ sobs ]

[seamend]

[ That gives her pause, and her anger visibly deflates. oh...well that changes everything. ]

So then you're only looking for wards for his safety?

PRIVATE WAS THIS ALREADY PRIVATE WELL IT'S PRIVATE NOW AND REALLY BADLY ENCRYPTED LIKE, WEP-BAD

[vampirique]

Precisely.

Do not tell him that.

HE'S JUST LUCKY SHE CAN'T COMPUTER ENOUGH TO TELL

[seamend]

[ wow that is kinda sweet.

Cue a small smiiile ]

Alright, dear. You have my word.

AWWW YEAAAAHHHH

[vampirique]

[ blinking. then. ]

—thank you.