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[vampirique]

i had been in the initiative library and i was doing some needed studies. in particular i was learning about some fey so that i could be more prepared to deal with potential enemies.

most namely artemis though i imagine there are more fey here. if they are not as rude nor as abrupt as this young englishman then they may disregard my disdain thank you.

i have learnt that lucky charms will ward these creatures away

i am not sure if this includes the cereal that is thus titled "lucky charms" but i am not taking my chances with fey so i am attempting to find

what i can only assume is the closest relative to these lucky charms cereal boxes

unless there is still lucky charms cereal in the future in which case you may disregard the notion of its closest relative thank you.

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[wrexy]

long enough. [Dammit, he is not a fan of typing. So he fiddles with the device and turns his side to video at long last.]

You've probably seen me around.

[vampirique]

[ azrael will also turn to video because text is stupid just like english and what is this thing

His eyes widen a bit as he regards his commenting companion. ]

I don't know that I have been here long enough for that.

[wrexy]

[Oh what do you know, another whiny human. Wrex is not surprised. He snorts.] Now I'm hurt. I thought I've been making a name for myself as the monster around here.

[vampirique]

And what are you, exactly?

[wrexy]

[deadpan] A big scary monster.

[vampirique]

That is not descriptive in the least.

[wrexy]

Krogan. Hope that helps more. [He doesn't really.]

[vampirique]

I will assume that you're not from here.

[wrexy]

You're a bright one.

[vampirique]

I make a point of it. Do you have friends here?

[ so suspicious ]

[wrexy]

Sure. [real helpful]

[vampirique]

I meant from your own world.

[wrexy]

So did I.

[vampirique]

I see.

You're a joy, you know.

[wrexy]

It's what I'm known for.

[vampirique]

Who would have thought?

[wrexy]

Any more pressing questions, human?

[vampirique]

Not on the very present of my mind, no.

But I am no human.

[wrexy]

I don't care what you call yourself.

[vampirique]

—there were other options?

[wrexy]

Aliens come up with all sorts of ways to seem special.