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[vampirique]

i had been in the initiative library and i was doing some needed studies. in particular i was learning about some fey so that i could be more prepared to deal with potential enemies.

most namely artemis though i imagine there are more fey here. if they are not as rude nor as abrupt as this young englishman then they may disregard my disdain thank you.

i have learnt that lucky charms will ward these creatures away

i am not sure if this includes the cereal that is thus titled "lucky charms" but i am not taking my chances with fey so i am attempting to find

what i can only assume is the closest relative to these lucky charms cereal boxes

unless there is still lucky charms cereal in the future in which case you may disregard the notion of its closest relative thank you.

Comments

[strategic_guile]

really? why is that?

[vampirique]

i am a vampire

i do not believe that my organs still function

[strategic_guile]

..............

^those represent me staring at my monitor wondering if you are very high

then i remember this place is fucking crazy. so, vampire. why do you need magically enchanted cereal?

[vampirique]

because there is a fey who is bothering me

i understand that luck charms will keep him at bay

i was uncertain of whether the cereal would also keep him at bay, if enchanted

[strategic_guile]

...if it does, ill just be over here laughing my ass off. after i get you to make some for me.

when you say fey you mean faeries right?

[vampirique]

yes i mean faeries, that is what he says he is. well that is what i know he is. ]

[ he's also an asshole but azrael's trying to be mildly ok at conversation here ]

[strategic_guile]

you sound like you want to say hes something else

[vampirique]

yes he is rude and somewhat cruel to me

it is undeserved

[strategic_guile]

awww you can come hang out with me instead

[vampirique]

hang out with you?

[strategic_guile]

spend time with me?

[vampirique]

oh

i see

i would not be adverse to it

[strategic_guile]

lol you really made that seem like a chore

any time you want to get away from the faerie jerk, hit me up.

[vampirique]

i am just unfamiliar with the terminology

yes i will "hit you up"

[strategic_guile]

maybe ill hold off on the slang. i dont actually want you to physically hit me. tap, perhaps, but not hit.

[vampirique]

oh i understand that it is a saying. even if english does not have very good sayings.

tap?

[strategic_guile]

Oh, what language has better sayings?

tap = have sex with

[vampirique]

Française a les meilleures expressions familières.

i see i had thought you meant that you were inviting me to assault you physically

[strategic_guile]

French, huh? I'm more partial to Italian, myself. Or Spanish.

Sans the fangs, of course.

[[Those italics are Italian. 8I Since I don't know it and babelfish fail is just a sad thing to behold.]]

[vampirique]

[ aw yeah alright B) ]

« Any romance language is much better than English. »

ah i see. yes i dont just bring those out for anybody.

[ SEE HE CAN FLIRT ]

[strategic_guile]

I can't argue that. Even accented English sounds better, sadly.

oh who says i'm just anybody? i will have to earn that privilege i see.

[vampirique]

you most certainly will.

[strategic_guile]

i'll look forward to it. good luck with your anti-faerie lucky charms

[vampirique]

thank you very much i think i may need them