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[charming_jerk]

[GUESS WHO'S BEING AWKWARD OVER THE NETWORK AGAIN, DINGDING YOU ARE CORRECT. Johnny hates asking for help. Hates it. But he's at a loss here.]

So, uh. I need someone's help with somethin'. I don't expect anyone to volunteer for this. I mean, I sure as hell wouldn't but I dunno how else to do this shit. Maybe, like, I can get a volunteer and someone else can play ref...

Anyway. Um. So this place let me keep the power I used to have, except they made it suck less. Thing is, I still don't know how to use it too well, an' it ain't like a physical weapon I can just go and train with. Basically I... talk people into doin' stuff. All I gotta do is look at 'em and talk to 'em, and they'll pretty much do whatever I say. Least, that's how it used to go. I dunno how strong it is, what people will or won't do, things like that. And I kinda wanna know, in case I ever, ya know, need to use it against the "bad guys", I guess.

...

Now ya know why no one's gonna volunteer. But if anyone's got any suggestions, lemme know?

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[fitful]

We'll see about that. Can't hide forever, you know.

[deadelfwalking]

[scowls.] I am not hiding. I am right here, in the city. But I shall not battle you. What benefit is there in it?

[fitful]

Nothing. Never is. But everything comes down to this anyway, so....

[ he leans back and laughs. ]

I'll find you. Or you'll find me! And we'll have it out. [ GRIN. ] No rush.

[deadelfwalking]

[Well, he can't actually disagree with that, but.]

It is not wise to attack a death knight.

[fitful]

Well, shit. I never was any good at wise.

[deadelfwalking]

That is obvious.

[fitful]

Hey, it wasn't ever worth the effort.

[deadelfwalking]

You find it troublesome to think and learn?

[fitful]

I find it useless. I get nothing out of it. No one else does, neither. [ ON ACCOUNT OF EVERYONE ELSE BEING. DEAD. but ok. shrug. ] Time's better spent fighting. You wanted benefits? That's the benefit. Destruction.

[deadelfwalking]

Are you seeking a shattered world?

[fitful]

Already made one.

[ whoa shit, is that... anger? sure is a lot of snarling.

but it's gone in a second. satero blinks, and shrugs the whole thing off. what was that? ]

[deadelfwalking]

[What in the hell? ARE YOU A SUPER-VILLAIN, SIR?]

I will not allow you to make another.

[fitful]

Sure. Right. [ uhh he's no longer got any idea what you're talking about now. ] You coming to find me after all, then?

[deadelfwalking]

It seems I must. [because SATERO IS CLEARLY INSANE.]

[fitful]

[ eyes narrowing. grin widening. ]

I'll see you around, then.

[ AND SUDDENLY, END FEED. he'll be on the lookout.... ]

[onblackwings]

Don't worry, I'll have him dead before long, and you won't have to bother with him.

[deadelfwalking]

It is not easy to stay dead on this island, my lady.

[onblackwings]

Mm, I suppose not. The Lich mentioned that.

I'll simply have to kill him until it sticks, then.

[deadelfwalking]

[whoa. wait. HANG ON.]

--What did you just say? Lich?

[ARE YOU REFERRING TO WHO HE THINKS YOU'RE FUCKING REFERRING TO, GIRL?]

[onblackwings]

I don't think I stuttered.

[deadelfwalking]

Have you been speaking with Arthas?

[onblackwings]

He called himself the Lich King.

[deadelfwalking]

He is not the Lich King yet. He is still Arthas, traitor prince of Lordaeron, and he is beyond evil. You do not think him an ally, do you?

[onblackwings]

No. [ not yet, anyway. ] I'm more careful with who I give that title than that. I'm not sure a prince as presumptuous as that deserves it.

What do you mean he's beyond evil?

[deadelfwalking]

He deserves that title from no one. He is a murderer, a slaver, an agent of genocide and hatred. And any promises he makes to the people here are false. To him, you are all only fodder for his undead army.