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[trickstermentor]

[Here we are inside Unit 605, and Urahara is sitting in an armchair in his room. Since getting back to the apartment from the bunkers, he's tried to make the modernistic surroundings more his own; a scroll with some calligraphy hangs from the wall, he's somehow managed to turn his linen green and there are one or two odd nicnacs he's managed to unearth from somewhere, which includes the armchair he's currently sitting in with a very content looking black cat sitting on his lap. He's idly stroking her with his fingertips, while he taps his chin with a folded fan that he holds with his right hand. ]

Good evening everyone, I hope you are all in good spirits.

[He keeps tapping his chin a little longer, then he snaps open his fan with a loud 'crack'.]

What a month it has been! Those bombs really were a most unpleasant surprise, hmm? And as for that business with androids being in charge of our enemy, what a shocker! It seems that this world is rife with misinformation. That is not surprising of course, seeing as the whole of the world's history has been coloured by numerous dark and terrible deeds of deception, I am not at all surprised it remains the same some centuries into the future~

[For her part, the cat merely opens an eye briefly, her tail making a lazy, sinuous lash before stilling once again. Urahara brushes a hand over her head for a moment, his smile lazy and indulgent. Clearly we have a cat person on our hands.]

Did you know that centuries ago, when fine European ladies used to want to get the attention of a man who'd captured their interests, they used to pass messages with their fans? Just an ordinary fan like this one I have right here- [He turns his open fan once, then twice, showing both sides and just how ordinary it is]- and it it could be used to arrange clandestine meetings between lovers or express a lady's disgust.

[He chuckles and drops the fan so that it's open over his chest as he tickles the cat under the chin.]

I'm a big fan of ingenuity like that, no pun intended. But it does make one wonder... if such a simple, ordinary, every day object can be used for subterfuge in the days long past... what could our more technologically advanced hosts and enemies be capable of?

[He scoops up his cat with his free hand, closes his fan and then taps the handle against his lips.[Said cat dangles from his hand without protest, but when she opens her eyes, she looks distinctly unimpressed.]

[He taps his lips again.]

[She yawns, still unimpressed.]

[He brushes the tip of his nose against hers.]

[And abruptly the cat seems to have had enough. She twists out of his grip, then pushes off from his lap to headbutt him right in the forehead. Ignoring his startled cry, she calmly turns and walks off screen, tail held high.]

Yoruichi-saaaaaan, what was that for?

[And then he sheepishly ends the feed.]

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[goneonenight]

[While off-screen, Yoruichi transforms back into her normal form, and starts getting dressed]

I'm pretty sure you know what it was for.

[Her voice is bland, and her expression just as unimpressed as it had been as a cat.]

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[trickstermentor]

[He's rubbing his forehead, pretty sure there'll be a sizeable bump there soon enough.]

A simple swat of the paw would have sufficed!

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[goneonenight]

[Pulls up her pants]

[still unimpressed]

[And also topless]

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[gained_a_level]

...You named the feline Yoruichi?

[ Come to think about it, didn't he see a black cat hanging around the clinic? Give him a moment to let that sink in and he'll start eyeing the cat suspiciously. ]

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[gained_a_level]

[ Like so. ]

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[trickstermentor]

No of course not, that would be silly.

I didn't name her that.

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[goneonenight]

[A more familiar Yoruichi appears in the feed, after getting dressed and arguing with the wife]

Hey, Castiel. Don't mind him, he's always been a little off.

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[allsongs]

[...oh.

it's gone? she was quite interested; he seemed very talkative. these shiny new devices are more difficult than their formers for Simmaeri; response feeds haven't quite made much sense to her. either she gets more or she doesn't.

well. can't hurt to be patient. she sits back, tilting the screen as the device settles in her lap, watching for sign of change.]

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[goneonenight]

Oh, hello.

[Yoruichi remembers speaking to her once before; sure, she's not saying anything, but she seems to have an expectant expression, as though she's waiting for something.]

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[trickstermentor]

Good evening!

[Big friendly smile goes here.]

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[punk_cute]

[Kitty! Yeah, sorry, way more interested in the cat than what Urahara is saying. Kitty~

But when the cat is gone his attention returns a little.]

They're bastards; what else is new? Unless you got ideas how to find that out an' stop 'em?

Yoruichi-chan is really pretty. Where'd you find her?

[See? Still more interested in the cat.]

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[trickstermentor]

[Gracious that is some devoted attention to the cat, you would get along splendidly with Suí-Fēng.]

I have been a devoted servant to Yoruichi-san's whims for longer than I can recall, I'm most fortunate that she was brought here with me otherwise I would be quite bereft without her company.

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[goneonenight]

You have good taste.

[SHE KNOWS SHE LOOKS GOOD, no matter what form she's in]

Do you have a cat of your own?

[hungover]

[Just ... laughter, really.]

It would seem she doesn't approve of your attention.

[trickstermentor]

[Here's an exaggerated sigh.]

Alas, it seems that I am an unfortunate slave to the whims of a cruel and unusual cat. It's a sad state of affairs, really.

[goneonenight]

Everyone has limits to their patience. Even cats.

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[sacrificar]

[No words just yet. Although...

... seriously?]

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[goneonenight]

[Her voice is utterly bland]

Interested in fan language? I wouldn't have guessed.

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[trickstermentor]

[Well. Two can play at that.]

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[bittertears]

I see you found your cat. How thrilled you must be.

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[goneonenight]

He is very fond of that cat. Sometimes I think he's lost without her.

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[trickstermentor]

I am most thrilled, naturally.

[a_million_blossoms]

... Yoruichi?

[goneonenight]

Hooooh. There you are, Byakuya; Kisuke mentioned you were here. Settling in all right?

[trickstermentor]

Good evening Kuchiki-san~