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1st Experiment [voice]

I don't want this. Where is she? WHERE IS THAT WOMAN?

This fight, their war... It means nothing to me!

[The voice, deep and distorted as it sounds, can just barely pass as female. Whoever this is, the grunts and heavy breathing should be enough to let others know how angry she is.]

They all think they can control me, tell me what to do.

THEY'RE WRONG.

[additional grunting, and pained noises go here.]

Let me go, now! I don't have time for this. I have to find Valentine.

Find her, and KILL HER!

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What? Ugh... Great, so much for taking walks over there.

Yes, it is kind of a pain. [ Pausing a beat. ] What's your name?

[uuuuuugh, that bad (if unintentional) pun!)]

... My name is Painwheel.

Oh.

[ It wasn't intentional all! ~~Not on Feferi's part.~~ ]

Oops.

Yeah, yeah...

This isn't the first time it's happened.

I promise, I usually just stick to fish puns!

Do you really have to?

Yes, actually, I do! It's how I survive out of water.

[ No it isn't. ]

You survive out of water through bad puns.

Gonna have to try harder than that.

Oh don't worry! When you least expect it, I will bust out the fish puns and you will have more than you know what to do with!

Can't you just skip that part? I don't like bad puns.

Maybe if you ask really nicely.

Are you being serious?

Yes?

[uuuuuuurgh]

Can you please not use bad puns.

...

Nice enough for you?

They are not bad, but fiiiine!

They're pretty bad.

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