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[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell THANKS A WWHOLE FUCKIN LOT

[Bet you missed him, Exsilium. The text. The quirk. Everything.]

no big deal right enemy forces decide to swweep in an bomb the fuck outta evverythin they can see an go transport huntin evveryone figures its no big deal wwell all fuck off right dowwn under an havve ourselvves a subterranean party out of it
oh hey anyone see eridan around wwait wwho givves a shit if he dies he dies an its no wwater off our backs right
not a single one a you bastards showwed hide nor hair in tryin a make sure i wwasnt a charred corpse out in some godforsaken patch a nowwhere that once wwas
wwell tough break to all of you hopin id kick it cause im STILL HERE and im FINE
itd take more than that to knock off the prince a hope im tellin you all noww

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[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah EXACTLY so howw about wwe all stop assumin evveryone here adheres to wwhatevver stupid borin human lifestyle the majority got goin on
wwe got a lot goin for us that dont invvolvve bein soft an pink leadin cushy sheltered livves
an green is trash
i aint evver associated wwith a greenblood wwho didnt end up bein a total bitch

[failtsuninari]

That would sound very presumptuous if we assumed everyone here was human. Then again I had a conversation with a talking panda that knows kung fu so I'm willing to suspend my disbelief.

No it's not. Greenblood? So let me guess your race has different blood colors and there's some kind of caste system regarding that?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[A talking panda wh-no you know he isn't even going to question that.]

pretty much
wwarmer colors are shit an cooler ones are the best
i for example am only a step beloww the empress herself
green is avverage but in an awwful kinda wway
still loww as fuck an not wworth anyones time but their owwn

[failtsuninari]

[If this was a video, he'd have a complete straight face when he said that.]

I'll take your word for it. Wait, I never did get your name.

[caligulas_aquarium]

its eridan
not like it matters that i didnt considerin the text kinda givves awway wwho i am anywway
wwhy wwho are you

[failtsuninari]

I'm Tenjou and I'm still rather new around here.
Thanks for the information about trolls.

[caligulas_aquarium]

youre only just scratchin the surface on troll stuff there ten but wwhatevver
more people wwho stop bein ignorant shitheads about us the better so i can appreciate the fact you care enough to ask
real different from the majority wwho just dont givve a shit an make asses outta themselvves later as a result ill say that much

[failtsuninari]

['Ten'? Hmm, interesting nickname but it could've been worse]

Well, considering everyone comes from a different world, it'd help if we got some understanding of each other since we're all stuck here. I guess if I have any more questions about your race, I'll message you.

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah wwhenevver then
if i got the time ill get back to you