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[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell THANKS A WWHOLE FUCKIN LOT

[Bet you missed him, Exsilium. The text. The quirk. Everything.]

no big deal right enemy forces decide to swweep in an bomb the fuck outta evverythin they can see an go transport huntin evveryone figures its no big deal wwell all fuck off right dowwn under an havve ourselvves a subterranean party out of it
oh hey anyone see eridan around wwait wwho givves a shit if he dies he dies an its no wwater off our backs right
not a single one a you bastards showwed hide nor hair in tryin a make sure i wwasnt a charred corpse out in some godforsaken patch a nowwhere that once wwas
wwell tough break to all of you hopin id kick it cause im STILL HERE and im FINE
itd take more than that to knock off the prince a hope im tellin you all noww

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

see thats how i feel about my mom
so smae quentions
* same question
waht if he eneded up not being like you expected him to be

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh come on wwhatre the chances a that happenin
you can judge a guy pretty wwell by the lowwbloods he subjugated an the numerous romantic exploits he got himself invvolvved in

[tipsygnostalgia]

sounds like s real tyrannical cassanova

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah im guessin the guy pretty much wwas
wwhere i got the idea for the cape from actually
he had one too

[tipsygnostalgia]

caps are cool
* capes too
even though thyre mostly weared by wixards and vampires in human culnture
* culture

[caligulas_aquarium]

neither a wwhich i am
so clearly it don't apply here in this particular example
speakin a certain nofake wwizards currently present an practicin the factual arts you been keepin up on the wwhole wwand thing right
aint been slack off or nothin wwhile i wwas gone

[tipsygnostalgia]

of course i am
been practisitng EVERY day at least a bit
* practising
* practicing
im offended youd even think id slack off on something totally cool (and also imrportant) as that

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell i gotta make sure
poor apprentices reflectin badly on their mentor that sorta thing i said it before ill say it again
but good if youre keepin up on that i guess its ok
did you figure out howw to do anythin other than bloww shit up yet
or i wwonder if yours can evven do anythin else for that matter

[tipsygnostalgia]

no not yet
mostly ive just been blowing shit up bcause its cool
but i guess is houdl try and see if i can get tit to do anytink else as well
* thing

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell i mean i can fly usin mine so it might be a good idea to try an wwork on that see if you can pull it off
its handy as fuck ill say that much

[...]

i mean i GUESS if you wwanted me to i could try an teach you howw
you knoww
in a feww days wwhen im not so busy

[He is just a little lonely ok this is his excuse]

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Well good for him she's gonna take him up on the offer]

theres no ham i trying at least id there
* harm
i know theres no ham involved
in a few days huh
ok

so like i'll make some sort of training log for them is that ok

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah
ill message you once im free

yes, sweeet B)

[tipsygnostalgia]

okies
l8r then!