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[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell THANKS A WWHOLE FUCKIN LOT

[Bet you missed him, Exsilium. The text. The quirk. Everything.]

no big deal right enemy forces decide to swweep in an bomb the fuck outta evverythin they can see an go transport huntin evveryone figures its no big deal wwell all fuck off right dowwn under an havve ourselvves a subterranean party out of it
oh hey anyone see eridan around wwait wwho givves a shit if he dies he dies an its no wwater off our backs right
not a single one a you bastards showwed hide nor hair in tryin a make sure i wwasnt a charred corpse out in some godforsaken patch a nowwhere that once wwas
wwell tough break to all of you hopin id kick it cause im STILL HERE and im FINE
itd take more than that to knock off the prince a hope im tellin you all noww

Comments

[fintastic]

T)(is is no joke!
Okay, let's try anot)(er question.
You say it's been a long time since you talked to me!
W)(y?

[speakveryclearly]

Im Beginning To Feel That We Are All Doomed To Share The Fate Of An Excessive Exposure To The Human Habit Of Conversational Insincerity
After One Of Their Years In Captivity Ive Quite Frankly Had More Than Enough Of That Shit

[fintastic]

GLUBSIG)( Kanaya, w)(y are you making t)(is more difficult t)(an it needs to be?
I am just trying to get a good idea of w)(ere you are coming from so t)(at I can explain t)(e situation wit)( context!
I guess I will )(ave to put t)(is muc)( more simply:

1) W)(at is t)(e last t)(ing you remember from Alternia/ our session/ t)(e Veil?
2) Do all of t)(e above actually mean somefin to you?
3) W)(ere were you RIG)(T before coming )(ere?

[speakveryclearly]

Why Is It That Whenever I Encounter A Troll I Havent Seen For A Long Time
They Always Expect Me To Remember The Exact Moment I Was Grubnapped
To Be Clear I Dont
I Was Trolling Rose About Something
And Waiting For The Demon To Find Us All And Take Our Lives
And Then I Ended Up In A Human Mental Institution Somehow
Which Kidnapped Patients At Random Much Like The Process Of Transport Selection Here
Where They Attempted To "Treat" Me For Ten Of Their Months
And Then They Said They Would Send Us Home
And In An Oblique Way They Were Right
Since This Will Probably Serve As A Better Substitute For Home Than The Doomed Asteroid
Sadly

Is That A Satisfactory Answer To Most Of Your Questions

[fintastic]

I went to a place called New Mexico for almost a w)(ole -Eart)( year. And Sollux was in a castle.
We've all been t)(roug)( a lot, and none of us are exactly t)(e same people we remember.
I )(ad a different Sollux back in New Mexico... you know it is weird )(aving two of t)(e same matesprit?

T)(ere is a lot t)(at )(appens in our timeline t)(at you don't know about yet.
And maybe you don't want to know it, w)(ic)( you can just say so, you know!
But if t)(at is t)(e case you )(ave to promise me ON-E t)(ing!

[Filter\

[speakveryclearly]

What Is It
Look
I Know Youve Spent A While Here
Presumably Developing A Rather Robust And Irreplicable Idioglossia
Gamzee And I Have Quite A Few Inside Jokes Of Our Own
But Yours Arent Very Funny At All
And Ive Had Exactly Enough Unfunny Jokes For One Lifetime After My Own Excursion
Ive Always Considered You My Friend And Not Someone Who Would Treat Others Like This
I Dont Want To Have To Keep Asking You To Stop

[Filtered forever]

[fintastic]

T)(is ISN'T a joke, I )(ave already said t)(at.
I )(ave literally no reason to ever want to troll you at all!
If you don't want to know w)(at )(appens, t)(at is okay!

But you )(ave to promise t)(at if you ever do go back and remember t)(ings
You'll remember t)(is conversation.

T)(at's all!

[speakveryclearly]

Rest Assured That If It Turns Out You Have Not Been Trying And Failing To Reel Me In I Will Make Unto Your Personage The Most Ingratiating Posture Of Surrender Imaginable
It Will Be Pretty Fantastic Considering How Excellent Youve Demonstrated Your Imagination Is

[OLLIE OUTIE.]

[fintastic]

Trust me Kanaya my imagination is not as great as you are giving me credit for!
But if you need anyfin else )(ere, just let me know, okay?