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[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell THANKS A WWHOLE FUCKIN LOT

[Bet you missed him, Exsilium. The text. The quirk. Everything.]

no big deal right enemy forces decide to swweep in an bomb the fuck outta evverythin they can see an go transport huntin evveryone figures its no big deal wwell all fuck off right dowwn under an havve ourselvves a subterranean party out of it
oh hey anyone see eridan around wwait wwho givves a shit if he dies he dies an its no wwater off our backs right
not a single one a you bastards showwed hide nor hair in tryin a make sure i wwasnt a charred corpse out in some godforsaken patch a nowwhere that once wwas
wwell tough break to all of you hopin id kick it cause im STILL HERE and im FINE
itd take more than that to knock off the prince a hope im tellin you all noww

Comments

[onemoredeath]

[ Yes, yes he is. Muwahahaha. ]

I on the other hand feel like the jaws of that particular shark had a fun time chewing me up.

[caligulas_aquarium]

a shark
wwhat the fuck happened wwhile i wwas gone wwhat wwere you doin near sharks

[onemoredeath]

I got angry and had a little fight with a group of Masked.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell id say good on you but aint you a lousy fighter or somethin
did you die

[onemoredeath]

No, I did not die. I think I survived because a building fell on them which allowed me to get away.

[caligulas_aquarium]

so you ran awway huh
wwell i guess there wwas nothin else for it anyhoww so not that it can be helped
besides most a these bastards wwho cant fight wwould run right awway wwithout evven tryin to fight back so thats somethin
youre not half bad for that at least

[onemoredeath]

There was not much I could do considering I am not that much of a fighter. I am sure they were so scared of my little weapon in any case.

[ One of these days, Takegami is gonna get caught in a fight and then all his lies will come home. ]

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah wwell if i wwere in any wway so inclined i coulda drivven em off if id found any i guess
just figured it wwas a wwaste a my time
probably couldvve if id anyone else wwith me pickin up slack here or there but i had to do it all by myself AGAIN so naturally makin sure i dont die takes priority
aint gonna get nowwhere dyin

[onemoredeath]

I do not doubt that you could have, if it wasn't a waste of time.

[caligulas_aquarium]

see noww if only evveryone else had that sorta faith
evveryone thinks im a fuckin joke yet if i wwere to take action in provvin otherwwise id get nothin but shit from these people
its tough maintainin an image you knoww that tak
people are just nevver fuckin satisfied

[onemoredeath]

No. People never are.

[caligulas_aquarium]

an sometimes you just kinda figure you knoww wwhy keep on tryin wwhen theyre just nevver gonna be happy wwith wwhat youre doin
especially if youre doin stuff for THEM they just throww it all back at you like it wwere nothin
its tough you knoww
but then you stop tryin an theyre pissed about that too

[onemoredeath]

There is never pleasing people. They always expect more.

[caligulas_aquarium]

you knoww wwhat youre right
wwhy the fuck do i bother
i should just stop tryin an consort with that sort wwho keep expectin me to jump wwhen they say jump just to associate wwith em
its been goin on too long i aint standin for it no more

[onemoredeath]

The ones you should care for are the ones that you know have your back, not the ones that just are never happy.

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah exactly
like you an ros an rox an the like
rest can go fuck themselvves

[onemoredeath]

Mm, yes.