oo1 ♆ i swam waters with great whites, y'all muthafuckas woulda been chewed

[tyrians]

[ the post starts with a view of pointy, shark-like teeth, before it suddenly cuts off and there's some fumbling before finally

tyrian pink text starts appearing on the screen. ]

ok
what the glubbin fuck is goin on
38o

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[obfuskate]

Limitless Chaos energy I could utilize to decimate legions of the Masked. A gatling gun imbued with said energy to deal precise blows. Super speed. Inhuman strength.

I could go on.

[ shaday, wh............. yeah no he gives up w/e ]

[tyrians]

you could but dont
dont fuckin care bored already

[obfuskate]

You asked. Therefore, I supplied. This is no one's fault other than your own.

[tyrians]

from the way you were glubbin
i thought itd be totes interesting yo

[obfuskate]

Would it be more interesting to you if I showed you my abilities firsthand?

[ cuz that ain't beneath him ]

[tyrians]

probubbly not
but do it anemoneways

[obfuskate]

Then show your face to me so I know who to find.

... Anemoneways.

That is terrible and you must feel terrible.

[ in the meantime, he turns on a nice, crisp video feed. hi meenah, hope you like kawaii little hedgeypoo in your face, because that's what you're getting!! ]

[tyrians]

[ #what the fuck ]

woah
what are you

[obfuskate]

I am a hedgehog. My guess is you do not know what that is.

[ #seriously #this is sum earth shit #sit down meenah lemme tell you bout fuzzy anthropomorphic animals ]

[tyrians]

never heard of one beshore

[obfuskate]

It is an Earth creature.

Let me take another wild guess: you do not know what Earth is either.

[ cuz if so that's gonna make shit kinda annoying ]

[tyrians]

no of course i know what earth is
its that shelly human planet that nomoby gives a flyin dolphin flip aboat

[obfuskate]

I give a... flying dolphin flip aboat, or rather, about it.

Are you at all capable of speaking without those intrusive puns?

[tyrians]

yep

[obfuskate]

Then do so. Those puns are irritating and makes your typing more illegible than necessary.

[ a.k.a you type like a tool ]

[tyrians]

haha nope
i like puns
deal with it

[obfuskate]

In that case, I am done eeling dealing with you. Give me a anemoname name and I will be finished... no, ergh through with you.

[tyrians]

what if i dont wanna

[obfuskate]

Then your lack of cooperation will be paid for dearly when we meet in person.

[ may or may not be an empty threat just to terrify her OOOoooOooooOooOo not like he expects it to anyway ]

[tyrians]

yea ok
well see aboat that suckafish